Amyplier one shots

oh heyyyyyyy

Mark's POV: (I couldn't think of a some-what realistic sob story for Amy, sorry)

I'm visiting my mom's for thanksgiving.
"Sup little brother" my older brother said with clear intentional annoyance. Me and my brother were never really the same. He liked traditional "boy" stuff and I liked "nerdy" stuff, but we got a long a little bit here and there.
"What it is it asshole" I said with irritation hoping he would TAKE THE FUCKING HINT.
I wasn't in the particular holiday mood. Seeing my brother and his wife and kids made me kinda I guess jealous. I don't want kids or at least I don't think, but just looking at him and his wife made me sort of angry.
"Guess who I came across today at Starbucks"
(Why does he sound like Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy kid in my head), "OH BOY, for the last time Tomas, I don't wanna hear about what hobo, stripper you found at Starbucks that you think would be "just perfect" for me"  I used my tips of sarcasm that I learned from Felix.
"Whoa, calm down bud all I was gonna say was I found your old friend Amy Nelson". My ears perked up as soon as he said the name Amy. OF COURSE!!! AMY! I had a crush on her in 6th grade, she friend-zoned me like 17 times and now I feel like I actually might have a chance!!
"She arrives a Starbucks at 7am every morning for her "Iced Dark Roast", sometimes with a friend, sometimes without. But thins time she recognized me and the topic of you came up. She said she doesn't have a boyfriend but also isn't looking for one either." After he said the last part my smile turned into a devious grin. I was gonna find her no matter what.

///Time skip/// At Starbucks...

Ok Mark you can do this you can do this just be calm, be cools be the awesome, sexy man you KNOW you are!!!
(He already knows he's egotistical so I don't think you really need an explanation)

I walk into Starbucks and get in the usually large line. I see a girl who looks strangely similar to Amy.
(BECAUSE SHE IS)
She had gorgeous blond hair, dark grey sunglasses, a grey hat, a floofy pinkish blouse with black skinny jeans, and some leather boots. Forget Amy, this girl was absolutely stunning.
"Mark?" WAIT A MINUTE...
"AMY?"
(DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUN)
O MY GOD, THE GORGEOUS GIRL WITH BLOND HAIR WAS AMY THIS INTIER TIME!!!
(No shit Sherlock...)
"How are you" I sound like a fucking idiot all over agian.
She comes over to me and hugs me. I take a slight whiff of her perfume and feel as though I can get high off of it.
We talk for hours, the moment I leave it already 10am. I got there at 7. She and I talked about EVERYTHING. My job, Chicka, her job, my Dad, my friends, embarrassing moments we shared, middle school memories,
(Or secondary school, whatever the fuck you wanna call it)

Dirty Jokes, Music, opinions on people, memes,
(Basically what my friends and I talk about on a daily basis)

I was starting to feel as if I was back in 6th grade all over again. Her sarcasm was hilarious, her laugh was adorable, I was completely mind fucked as to how she got even MORE beautiful.

Amy's POV:

His voice was ALOT deeper, and sexier than I remember, he was SO much better but...idk. He seemed like all he wanted was my body, mainly because that's all he was looking at. He's my FRIEND and my friend only, he seems nice but I know all too well to trust that. He offered my friend Katherine and I a job working for him as his editors. He said he has two other friends who also work with him who are in the same line of work. Ethan and Tyler. Since he's a millionaire he pays his "employees" pretty well. I joyfully accepted the offer.
"What's the catch Fishbach?" I asked looking for a stupid response.
"No catch, ok look. You know I still have feelings for you. Stronger feelings this time but nonetheless feelings. I'll buy you and Katherine an apartment close by and I promise no kissing you or doing *cough* "things" that you aren't comfortable or ready to do. Trust me. I've been in that type of situation I know what it feels like and it's AWFUL. I'll just quietly admire from a far and we'll just be close colleges. Deal?"
He sounds like he's telling the truth so I gradually shake his hand as we exchange phone numbers and hug one last, final time before we must part.

///Time Skip///

Mark's POV:

That went better than I expected! I skip home with a big grin on my face screaming on the inside. I let out a huge scream of excitement and dash my way up stairs yelling,
"YES, YES O MY GOD YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES"
I dance around with Chicka in my arms screaming "I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE! YOU NEW MOMMY IS GONNA BE GREAT I PROMISE!! YESSSSSSS"
I fall back on my childhood bed with a sigh of joy.
"I'm in love..."

AN: making this at 12:39am WHOOOOO....
I have a feeling it's someone's birthday but idk. AnYwAy I have a shit load of bags under my eyes and I literally wasn't thinking through any of this soooo if there's any typos you'll know why. Time to listen to my ASMR serial killer role play and fucking party,
Bai peeoples:D