A frickin' hitman

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Author-san:FRICKIIIIN' SHIIIIIIIITTAKE MUSHROOOMS *jumps in a box*

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Author-san:FRICKIIIIN' SHIIIIIIIITTAKE MUSHROOOMS *jumps in a box*

Reah: NOPE! OUTTA HERE!!! *runs*

Earth-chan:S-someone's g-going to k-kill me?! Oh n-no! *stays with police men*

Mercury-chan:FIGHT ME!!!! I WILL USE MY STRANGLING TECHNIQUE SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!!!

Recycle-kun: Let's just talk this out please

Eclipse-kun and Night Earth-Kun: TEAMWORK! WE CAN DEFEAT HIM! LET'S BEAT HIM LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!!

Jupiter-chan:*runs to Milky way-senpai* He's the safest guy.

Neptune-chan:*runs for her life*

Mars-chan:*shoots him with a laser beam and kills him* oh....that actually worked.

Venus-chan: *travels to the other side of the universe and takes a selfie* #gotchased

Nasa-kun:*Uses a space ship and flies outta there*

Pluto-chan:*runs and cries*

Star-kun:*tries to act tough but eventually hides*

Milky way-senpai:*pushes him out of the galaxy* Simple.

Uranus-chan:*stays behind Hori because she trusts him*

Hori:*fight back using those awesome af swords of his*

Comet-kun: *Protects Sun-senpai with his shooting ability*

Sun-senpai:*burns the hitman*

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