@Univa2 :Do you like dogs?
Author-san:PUUUUPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Reah:Well, it looks like Author-san's answer is obvious af. I like dogs
Hori:Same. They're so cute.
Earth-chan: W-what's a d-dog?
Author-san:*shows a photo of a dog*
Earth-chan:I-It's so a-adorable. (Reminds me of Recycle-kun)
Mercury-chan:IT'S SO ADORABLE!!!
Jupiter-chan:I agree. Maybe we can get one.
Mars-chan:It'll be interesting to study it.
Reah:Don't.
Recycle-kun: It looks fun to play with. (Earth-chan......heh, it does remind me of her)
Eclipse-kun: So that's what a dog looks like in real life!
Night Earth-Kun: It looks so different from the ones in games
Venus-chan:*takes a selfie* #cutedog. I wanna get one.
Nasa-kun: Ok, I have to be honest here. I'm not very fond of dogs.
Author-san:What? *crab walks to Nasa-kun* Why?
Nasa-kun:*looks at Author-san with a 'you know' expression*
Author-san:*processes facts and crap*.....Oh.....OHHHHHHHH. No wonder.
Reah:What's the reason?
Author-san:Sending. Animals. To. Space.
Reah: Ohhhhhhhh.
Hori:That makes sense.
Pollution-kun:*passes by from the kitchen, sees the dog photo and smirks* Hey, Author-san~
Author-san:*shivers and turns to Pollution-kun* Y-yes?
Pollution-kun: That dog would look so cute on you but I bet my 'dog' would feel good inside you~
Author-san: BISH! WHY ME?! DO IT TO THE WALL OR SOMETHIN'!!!
Pollution-kun:*chuckles* Your reaction seems more hilarious.
Author-san:*Points to Reah with arms*
Reah:*glares at Pollution-kun with a death stare*
Pollution-kun: If I did it to her, she would kill me with her claws.
Author-san: Oh, yeah?! I would kick you in the balls with no hesitation!
Pollution-kun: Oh really?~
Author-san:YES!
Pollution-kun:I dare you~
Author-san:*hesitates because of plot line purposes*
Pollution-kun:You said 'No hesitation'~ You lied to me, kitten~ Bad girls need to be punished~
Reah: FOR FRICK'S SAKE! I'LL DO IT *kicks Pollution-kun where the sun ain't shinin'*
Pollution-kun:*flops on the floor in pain*
Author-san: Frick you, Author-san, frick you.
(A/n:............................ Want me to make Pollution-kun a masochist?)
Author-san:(Noooo! Don't do that!)
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Ask Earth-chan and friends
RandomI didn't see any 'ask Earth-chan' books in wattpad so I decided to do one. Dares and questions are obviously in this book. Don't hesitate to ask any question. Earth-chan and her friends will try and answer all questions. P.s the cover and Earth-chan...
