Earth-chan

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Earth-chan:Um...Hi, uh, everyone. I-I'm Earth-chan. I h-hope that *coughs* this b-book won't bore y-you guys too m-much.*coughs*

Sun-senpai:Are you ok?

Earth-chan:Y-yeah, I think I-I have a sore throat f-from the humans that a-are digging for g-gold.

Jupiter-chan:Cheer up, Earth-chan.

Mercury-chan:Yeah! Humans will never be able to get to your heart because it shines too bright! So don't give up, Earth-chan!!!

Night Earth-Kun:Yeah, if they take your heart, they take my heart.

Nasa:That sounds homo.

Night Earth-kun:Excuse me? What did you say?*glares*

Nasa:What's with the glare? Don't be so dark.

Mars-chan:Nasa-kun! Thank you so much for the robots you gave me. I wonder what I can do with them!

Venus-chan:You make the best techno things ever. You even made me an awesome camera that captured my beauty well.

Nasa:You're welcome.

Pluto-chan:B-but Onee-san, how come you still want humans?

Earth-chan:Because I love them to the core.

Sun-senpai:Even after the pain they caused?

Earth-chan:Yes.

Mercury-chan:*hugs Earth-chan* You precious thing! I wish I had a lively, nice personality like you!

Earth-chan:You already have a nice personality.

Mercury-chan:*tears up* You're too precious for this galaxy.

Jupiter-chan:Anyways, how is it going with, Recycle-kun?

Earth-chan:*blushes* Not so good. We can't go any further than friends.

Sun-senpai:It's because of those humans, right?

Earth-chan:Yeah.

Recycle-kun:Did someone say my name?

Earth-chan:O-oh! Hi,um, Recycle-kun.

Recycle-kun:Hi, Earth-chan.

Pollution-kun:Hello~~~~Earth-chan~~~.

Mercury-chan:Oh stop it!

Sun-senpai:That's rubbish, Pollution-kun.

Mars-chan: Yeah!

Jupiter-chan: Go back to your litter.

Pollution-kun:Calm down. I only have eyes for my darling, Earth-chan~~~*grabs Earth-chan's butt*

Earth-chan:Stop pol-lewding me! I don't like you.

Pollution-kun:One day you'll eventually like me.

Nasa:Who'd like trash like you!

Recycle-kun:Just get away from her!

Night Earth-Kun: Don't taint my sister with your trashy acts.*glares*

Pollution-kun:Fine fine~ I get it~ I'll go but it's not the last time you'll see me~Hehe, bye darling~~~*kisses Earth-chan's cheek*

Earth-chan:*Frozen in fear*

Night Earth-Kun:DON'T DO THAT TO HER!!!

Pollution-kun:Oh stop being a party pooper~You know I'm gonna get you too~~~*leaves*

Mercury-chan:#homo

Night Earth-Kun:Ew, I'm not gay.

Venus-chan:Maybe not right now.

Night Earth-kun:Aw yeah? Who am I gonna be gay for? Hmmmmmm?

Venus-chan: Maybe Eclipse-kun?

Night Earth-Kun:Excuse me? What did you say?

Moon-chan:I'll support you if you're gay for my brother.

Earth-chan:Yep.

Night Earth-kun:But why him?!

Sun-senpai:You two are bestfriends, have the same interests and have a dark personality.

Eclipse-kun:What about me?

Night Earth-Kun:Eclipse! Whatever these people say to you about homo things, don't listen.

Eclipse:Um, ok.

Sun-senpai:If he's not going to listen, might as well say it.

Mercury-chan:#homo.

Venus-chan:*takes a selfie*Aaaaaand post.

Eclipse-kun:What homo?

Moon-chan:Dear brother. I support your relationship with Night Earth-Kun.

Eclipse-kun:Did I miss something orrrrrr what?

Author:Nope, you came in the right time.

Everyone except author:WHO ARE YOU?!

Author:An over grown human that'll shrink after this chapter. Lemme tell the readers something before they finish this chapter.

Everyone minus author:*nods*

Author:Dear readers, down below are the planets that are available. If you want to add an oc, it has to be related to planets. Just comment their personality, what they look like and who you ship them with. I will not let Earth-chan and her friends answer any sexual questions or requests. That is all.

Earth-chan:T-thank you, Author-san. Anyways, I t-think that will b-be it for this small chapter. Me and m-my friends will h-have fun reading your questions.

END.

PEOPLE:

●Pollution-kun
●Recycle-kun
●Pluto-chan
●Earth-chan
●Mercury-chan
●Sun-senpai
●Mars-chan
●Venus-chan
●Jupiter-chan
●Eclipse-kun
●Night Earth-Kun
●Maybe the author too
●Nasa-kun
●Uranus-chan (thx Maris for reminding me)
●Neptune-chan (thx KattieSama for reminding me)

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