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Intro To: The Vlog Squad

hello! I hope you guys like this so far, the next chapter will introduce the Aesthetic Squad :)
(and yes I did borrow the 'vlog squad' name from david dobrik's crew, and I also borrowed the 'eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast' from that one canoe escalator video lmao)

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Jimin held the dslr camera comfortably in his hands as it's been a part of his normal routine for the past several years. He's tried several things throughout his Youtube career but has recently (in the last few months or so) decided that just having fun with his friends on camera was what he enjoyed the most. So that leads us here, Jimin pointing the camera in the direction of Jungkook who was currently sitting on a lunch style food tray at the top of a steep and dirt-covered hill. The younger was talking towards his own camera, another friend of theirs and fellow Youtuber Taehyung having been recruited to be the cameraman. Jimin comically zoomed in, directly on Jungkook's face his nose and the upper part of his mouth being the only features in the frame. Jimin let out a mischievous snicker as Jungkook continued the intro to his video.

"Ladies, gents and whoever else decides to tune in; you know what I always say. Eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast my dudes!" Jungkook shouts, ready to push off and begin his journey down the hill. But before he had the chance, Taehyung spoke up.

"You have literally never said that before today.." A betrayed gasp was heard from Jungkook's direction as he dramatically spun around on his tray and glared back at Taehyung.

"How dare you-" he began, about ready to rip Tae a new one for exposing him on camera like that. But unfortunately for him, Jimin decides to interject and give his two cents.

"Plus, everyone knows you've never even come within a mile of real weed in your entire life." Laughs were heard from both Taehyung and Jimin as Jungkook's slight betrayal morphs into full-blown treachery.

"Fuck you, Jimin. You too Taehyung. Y'all are both fuckin' snakes." Jimin kept laughing as he zoomed out so Jungkook was proportionally acceptable in the viewfinder.

"Just go down the hill already Jesus christ." Taehyung grumbled. "If I stay out in this heat for any longer I am going to literally melt." He complained dramatically.

"You are grossly miss-using that word," Jungkook grumbled back. Jimin knew what was coming next. After spending days on end with those two, it was incredibly easy to pick up on what stunt either of them might pull. Jimin moved, lining up the shot so that Taehyung was now in view. He then zoomed in the tiniest bit, hoping to add to the effect. "Plus, you're a fucking drama queen." That's exactly what Jimin was waiting for. Taehyung let out an obviously fake yet still very dramatic gasp, lunging for Jungkook. Tae kept the camera safe in his left hand as he roughly pushed Jungkook, effectively sending the youngest flying down the hill as he let out the most shrill screech any of them had ever heard. Jimin couldn't help but bust out laughing, Taehyung doing the same as they both ran to the edge of the hill to catch the end of Jungkook's sled ride. Tears started prinking at the corners of their eyes as the lunch tray flew out from underneath Jungkook, sending his rolling and tumbling down the last bit of the hill. At least that part of the hill was grassy.

"So much for eating ass and smoking grass, because it looks like Jungkook has just gotten a mouth full of actual grass." Taehyung choked on his laughter only causing Jimin to laugh harder. At this point, tears were streaming down his cheeks and his sides were cramping. Jimin was struggling against just laying down and laughing hysterically, but he decided to stay standing and try his best to focus the camera on Jungkook. He zoomed in, adding to the ridiculousness that was the video so far as the man's flailing limbs could be seen in optimum quality.

"You son of a bitch!" Jungkook yelled from the bottom of the hill once he'd stopped rolling. The look on Jungkook's face that Jimin could clearly see through the camera, hinted to the man's next actions. He began to storm up the hill, quite quickly I might add, his sight locked on Taehyung.

"Dude, you better start running." Jimin warned, his gaze still on Jungkook who was closing in on them.

"Why?" Taehyung managed to get out between his still hysterical bouts of laughter. All Jimin did was point to where Jungkook was, already more than halfway up the hill. His camera was now focused on Taehyung, eager to capture his expression when he realizes the brat is headed right for him. "Oh, shit!" Taehyung quickly shoved Jungkook's camera into Jimin's hands before taking off in a near sprint. Jungkook followed after him, stopping to retrieve his camera, giving Taehyug a few seconds as a head start (something they all knew he would need). Jungkook hastily adjusted the safety strap around his wrist before taking off in a sprint as well, quickly catching up to a fleeing Taehyung. Jimin faithfully followed behind, keeping the camera as steady as he could while jogging lightly to catch up. Jimin was about two yards away from the two of them when Taehyung let out a very high pitched screech as he fell to the ground with a thud and more screams. Jungkook had gotten a hold of Tae's belt and pulled backward on it, throwing off his momentum and causing him to fall. Jimin took this opportunity to switch the viewfinder around so that he could be in frame with the scene unfolding behind him. Taehyung was letting out a jumble of words that consisted of 'please' and 'I'm sorry' as Jungkook flipped the older over so he was on his back. "Wait, Kook!" Taehyung pleaded helplessly. "Jimin was the one who told me to do it! I promise, check the footage!" This time it was Jimin's turn to be betrayed.

"What! No I didn't!" Jimin shouted back just as Jungkook shifted his focus to him.

"You better start running," Taehyung mocked, with a sly smirk on his face. The bastard was too cunning for his own good, but damn was he good at turning things around to be in his favor.

"You are such a fucking shit head Taehyung!" Jimin yelled as Jungkook began advancing toward him. "I'm gonna expose you and your kinky dildo collection in tomorrow's vlog!" He threatened before starting to run away from Jungkook. He heard a faint shout of 'you better not' as he ran and he knew that he'd gotten to Taehyung. He let out a breathy but triumphant laugh before looking at the camera. "Tonight's a full moon and Kook is changing into the monster Brat everyone knows is his true form." Jimin said breathlessly, struggling to keep away from Jungkook. "Expect to see Taehyung's kinky ass be exposed tomorrow or sometime later this week. But I'm going to end the vlog here because I have too much dignity to let myself get recked by Jungkook in my own video. Go check out his to see me get absolutely fuckin' demolished." Jimin quickly stopped his camera's recording before stopping and carefully setting it on the ground. Not even seconds later he was tackled and literally swept off his feet.

**New Video Posted By JIMIN VLOGS 'its a full moon tonight' **
**New Video Posted By UNTAMEABLE BRAT 'my best friends are snakes' **
**New Video Posted By LAUGHS BY TAE 'hiding my dildos from Jimin' **