[The player proceeds.]
Papyrus: SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE,
[Papyrus notices the player and the skelebros spin around]
Papyrus: SANS!! OH MY GOD!! IS THAT... A HUMAN?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Sans: uhhhh... actually, i think that's a rock.
Papyrus: OH.
Sans: hey, what's that in front of the rock?
Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! (IS.. IS THAT A HUMAN?)
Sans: (yes)
Papyrus: OH MY GOD!! SANS! I FINALLY DID IT!
UNDYNE WILL...
I'M GONNA...
I'LL BE SO...
POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!!
... "AHEM"
Papyrus: HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU!
YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL!
THEN...
THEN!!!
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT. IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE... ONLY IF YOU DARE! NYE HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
[Papyrus leaves]
Sans: well, that went well. don't sweat it, kid.
i'll keep an eyesocket out for ya
[Sans leaves]
[The player changes room]
[The player approaches the small stand and a dog slowly come out]
Doggo: Did something move? Was it my imagination?
I can only see moving things.
If something WAS moving, for example, a human...
I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!
[Doggo fight]
Doggo: S-S-S-Something pet me... Something that isn't m-m-moving...
I'm gonna need some dog treats for this!!!
[Doggo gets back in his stand]
[The player proceeds one room]
Papyrus: YOU'RE SO LAZY!!!
YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!
Sans: i think that's called...
sleeping.
Papyrus: EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
[Papyrus and Sans notice the player]
Papyrus: OH-HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU...
MY BROTHER AND I CREATED SOME PUZZLES! I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE... QUITE "SHOCKING"!
FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE... ELECTRICITY MAZE!!! WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE, THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP!
SOUND LIKE FUN??? BECAUSE! THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE, IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.
OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW!
[The player approaches the maze and Papyrus receives a shock]
Papyrus: SANS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Sans: i think the human has to hold the orb.
Papyrus: OH OKAY
[Papyrus goes to the player, revealing the maze's solution.]
Papyrus: HOLD THIS PLEASE!
[Papyrus gives the orb and returns to the other side]
Papyrus: OKAY, TRY NOW!
[The player completes the maze]
Papyrus: INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!! YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY... TOO EASILY!
HOWEVER! THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE EASY! IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS! YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED! I KNOW I AM!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
[The player proceeds 1 room]
Papyrus: HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR...
SANS!!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!
Sans: it's right there, on the ground. trust me. there's no way they can get past this one.
[The player looks at the paper on the ground]
[It's word searching]
Papyrus: SANS!!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Sans: whoops. i knew i should have used today's crossword instead.
Papyrus: WHAT?! CROSSWORD?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!! IN MY OPINION.... JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.
Sans: what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones.
Papyrus: UN. BELIEVABLE. HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!
(Which is harder?)
♥Jumble Crossword
Papyrus: HA! HA! YES! HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT! IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT!
NYEH! HEH! HEH!
[The player proceeds 1 room]
* (Knowing the mouse might one day find a way to heat the spaghetti...)
(It fills you with DETERMINATION.)
♥SAVE RETURN
File saved.
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Undertale Game Script
RandomHewwo, In this book, I'm going throught the whole damn game and write down all the text because noone had the guts to do it before and I needed this so badly so I hope this will help anyone out there. ♥WARNING♥ If you HAVEN'T played the game, this b...
