Albert was crying in the corner of his living room. His husband Jake was in the hospital. Albert's 5 year old daughter Dahlia walked over to him. "Papa?", she babbled. "O-oh hi Dahlia...", he cried. "Are you okay?", she said. "Yeah.", he said. Albert placed her on the couch, turning on the TV. He flipped through the channels until he reached Comedy Central. South Park was on. "Don't tell Daddy and we'll get ice cream.", Albert said. In the episode, Butters was on top of the flagpole, hanging by his underwear. "Hahahahahahaha!", the two giggled. "Oh I have an idea!", Albert said, taking out his phone. He got on snapchat and went to the heart sunglasses filter. "Say papa Albert!", Albert said. "PAPA ALBERT!", Dahlia said. Albert screenshotted it and posted it to facebook. Albert then got a phone call from the hospital. "Mr. Jayingee?", the doctor said. "Yes?", Albert replied. "Your husband is alright!", The doctor said. The end.
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