Edd was watching his 7-year old sister Kali play with Tom's brother Jon. Edd's friend Dahlia was sitting next to him, listening to music. Dahlia took out her earbuds and said,"Dude this describes you." Edd put the ear buds on and took a listen
There, right there
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
Edd blushed and looked at Tom. "You okay?", Tom asked. "Y-yeah.", Edd said, not wanting to upset his friend.
But look at his quoft and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing?
Is he gay? Of course, he's gay or European? Edd was about ready to reveal his homosexuality. "PEOPLES I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I AM GAY AND EUROPEAN! AND NEITHER IS DISGRACE!! I GOTTA STOP MY BEING, A TOTAL CLOSET CASE!", He said. Tom ran over and kissed Edd. "Good because so am I.", he said.
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