Thrive in Catastrophe by 焦糖冬瓜

Chapter 4 Wish You A Happy Life

Finally back in the craft, Xiao's arms were limp and he collapsed inside the cabin panting heavily. Liv pushed open the door to the cockpit and grinned widely at Xiao Yan.

"Hey, I heard you dared something no one has before." Xiao leaned back to slow his breathing, both arms trembling uncontrollably.

"I didn't dare to do it either."

It just happened...Xiao thought feeling very wronged.

"If you could, please don't mention it again."

"Well," Live said with a flirtatious lift of the brow, "maybe I will hear about you rolling in the sheets with the boss in a few days time. You know, the guys at the base are always bored, never anything to talk about."

"What...?" Xiao's breathing is now even more ragged. He is a man...with a man...the hell...roll in the sheets?

"Don't you know though that kissing the boss is quite the death sentence. I heard our special forces can crush the skull of an ordinary person if they get too passionate."

"There is nothing between me and Colonel Burton." Xiao tried desperately to stop Liv's wildly running imagination, but it was futile.

"You cannot imagine a more perfect specimen than the Boss, though he has not engaged with anyone since entering the special task force." Liv's face was alight with excitement as though she was sharing a big secret with Xiao. "Also, the colonel has an obsession with cleanliness...other than you, he hasn't accepted anyone." Liv's imagination continued unabated running off into the wild on its own in a completely unrealistic direction. "He hasn't vented any desires for years, you should also know that the x virus makes that aspect of the soldier particularity demanding. Of course once you are beneath him he would absolutely break your bones and shatter your skeleton. Your guts would collapse....severe bleeding... Oh god, I suppose your anus would rot first!"

Xiao's shoulders shuddered in terror and a chill froze each individual vertebrae of his spine.

"No ... No, it's not.."

Liv continued to ramble over him.

"But it doesn't matter. Since we also contain the x-virus, which is very easily absorbed into you guys. By mouth, intestines, any mucous membranes really. Even if you were tossed about to near death you can keep going so long as you kiss the boss. All your injuries will heal within 30s." Liv's teasing face was full of malice, soaking up the terror in Xiao's expression as he absorbed the information and imagined the horrors of such abuse to the body. Unending suffering repeated over and over,forced to endure the torture only to nearly die and be reincarnated back into the same unending agony.

Of course the probability of any of this actually occurring with Heine is close to absolute zero

" I wish you a happy life." At Xiao's horrified expression, Liv burst into laughter.

He finally realized the other party was cruelly teasing him.