"Harold, Kylie has died in a .... in a car crash this morning. In her hand were two vibrators and a note. It read, 'im ready for tonight. I got the stuff ;)'"
hoW ABOUT NO.
i absolutely hate it when authors decide to kill off one of the MAIN characters in a crash
"I felt a bit of turbulence.. Oh no. HARRY SLIDE OUT OF ME BEFORE WE CRASH!!?!!"
do some writers enjoy watching the reader utterly confused and pissed when they add in a crash?
OR
the writer puts one of the m/c's in a coma for months
coma = no sex
cmon like seriously smut is one of the best parts in a fanfic
it gets you all tingly inside aND ILL STOP BC THIS SOUNDS WEIRD
but just go with the flow of your period
