so many names for balls
spheres
jiggle jaggles
round dicks
nuts
potatoes
but this lovely fandom is so creative and seems to cum up with the worst possible names when writing the smut chapters
heres a list with examples (idk why I'm so organized when writing bc I'm not like this usually)
1.) "I felt his squirrels snuggle beneath me." (hide your fabric softener from your pet squirrels)
2.) "his swiper did some nasty swiping to my dusty floor tonight" (was that your spring cleaning?)
3.) "his cherries were warm like a hot pocket." (you're at shop rite too much)
these are all so wrong on many different levels
but as a fandom we seem to enjoy this sick nasty world of smut filled fanfics
they just make you all tingly
