Rantaro: Hey Angie, can Atua tell us where Swiper is?
Angie: Nope!
Rantaro: Uh... why?
Angie: Atua says that your quest is unnecessary and you could be spending this time sacrificing blood to him instead!
Kiibo: That's robophobic! I do not have blood...
Iruma: All those in favor of getting rid of this crazy-ass bitch, say--
Terutroll: Loins!
Everyone: Loins! Wait--
Terutroll: It's a unanimous decision! *gobbles Angie up*
Iruma: Not you again...
Tengan: Hey, you cool cat! Howzit been, my brother?
Terutroll: Do I know you?
Tengan: Nah, m8. Just tryin' to get to know your dank self.
Terutroll: Say something that was 'cool' twenty years ago again, and I swear I'll destroy ya.
Tengan: Okie-dokie...
Ouma: Anyways, let's get a move on.
Ryoma: Every second my hat is away from me, I grow weaker...
Rantaro: You didn't tell us you'd die without it!
Ryoma: I figured we'd have it back by now...
Ouma: How long do we have?
Ryoma: Let's see... we have until tomorrow night.
Ouma: Holy shiitake mushrooms, let's get hoppin'!
Ryoma: Oh, I really hope we don't have A W A Y S T O G O...
Tengan: Aww, why does he get to say all the spicy memes, and I can't?
Terutroll: *punts Tengan into a giant pit that they were walking by*
Tengan: Well fuck me sidewaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!
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Ouma The Explorer
RandomJoin Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year...
