Ouma: K-k-k-k-Kokichi! K-k-k-k-Kokichi! K-k-k-k-Kokichi! K-k-k-k-Koki--
Rantaro: Ouma I swear to god shut up!
Ouma: Oh come on Boots, it's our theme song!
Rantaro: I'm Rantaro.
Ouma: Boooooooooots.
Rantaro: Stop.
Ouma: Hey Boots where's Map?
Rantaro: I told yo--
Ouma: *picks up Ryoma* Oh here he is!
Ryoma: Oof-- *squishes*
Ouma: Haha Map is squishy *squishes Ryoma*
Ryoma: Please no
Iruma: Hey where the hell did Pooichi put my dildos?
Ouma: Hi Backpack I've been looking for you.
Iruma: Wait wtf--
Ouma: *straps Ryoma to Miu and ties Miu to himself* Okay Boots we're ready to go looking for the magic beans!
Rantaro: For the last time--
Ouma: MAP. Where is the Secret Temple with the magic beans?
Ryoma: According to my Hoshi senses, you gotta go across the marshes, over the river and through the woods, past Grandma Hoshi's house... to sum it all up we've still got
A W A Y S T O G O
Rantaro: Someone please kill me.
Tsumugi: That can be arranged...
Ouma: *breaks Tsumugi's neck* SWIPER NO SWIPING
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Ouma The Explorer
RandomJoin Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year...
