Ouma: Thanks to that Terutroll attack, we made it up the mountain two times as fast!
Rantaro: Yeah, isn't being attacked by a tiny perverted chef-monster thing the best?
Ryoma: I can tell you're being sarcastic, and I do not appreciate it, Boots!
Rantaro: How did anything I had to say affect you, Ryoma?
Ryoma: Ryoma? Who's Ryoma? Were you talking to me? I'm the Map.
Rantaro: No, you're--
Ryoma: I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map. I'M THE MAP!
Iruma: HAHA, BLEGH. Oh, I love that song...
Rantaro: I hate you all.
Ouma: Hey Map, about the Magic Beans... do you know da wae?
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Ouma The Explorer
RandomJoin Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year...
