Ryoma: *wakes up* Ow... where am I...?
???: You are in questioning Mr. ... Map.
Ryoma: That's me! I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map. I'M THE MAP!!!
???: ... If you say so. Anyways, Map, tell us: where are these Magic Beans your friend speaks of?
Ryoma: Uh... my Hoshi senses tell me that they are in the great Dark Temple, guarded by the Gods of Destruction.
???: Do not toy with me, Mr. Map. The Dark Gods of Destruction are but a myth.
Ryoma: But it's true! Maps do not lie!!!
???: Good day, Mr. Map.
***
Rantaro: *plays bagpipes* *(unwillingly)*
Ouma: We gather here today to celebrate the life of a wonderful map.
Iruma: He's not dead, ya fuckin' abortion.
Ouma: He was taken by Swiper! He might as well be.
Rantaro: Why do I--
Ouma: DO. NOT. STOP. PLAYING.
Rantaro: *plays bagpipes like his life depends on it* *it does*
Ouma: Well, we must carry on. Map would have wanted us to find the magic beans.
Iruma: I think he only wanted to not have such a ways to go.
...
Iruma: Oh come on. Nobody?
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Ouma The Explorer
VéletlenJoin Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year...
