Turtle: Hello Mother!
Coral:............. Who are you?
Turtle: I'm Turtle.
Coral......?
Turtle:....... Your son.
Coral: .....oh. Oh! Right! I have those!
Coral: What do you want?
Turtle: I want you to meet Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: *waves*
Coral: Ah, you're Glory's friend!
Kinkajou: Yep!
Turtle:....... She's also my brand new wife.
Hosts: *laughing in the background*
Coral:....... No.
Turtle: What?
Coral: No son of mine is going to marry a Rainwing.
Turtle: ....... You didn't even know who I was two minutes ago.
Coral: Doesn't matter. I will not allow one of my dragonets to marry someone of a different tribe.
Turtle: THAT'S COMPLETELY BULLSHIT!
Joy: JUST KILL HER ALREADY SO THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN AGAIN IN THE FUTURE!!!
Turtle: I can't kill my own mother!
Joy: Well she tries to kill my boyfriend in the future, so I'll do it. *kills Coral*
Rainkeeper: Joy!
Joy: What?
Rainkeeper: You can't just kill the Seawing Queen!
Joy: Too bad. Met them, Killed them, Got the T-shirt.
Nightflyer: And this brings up to the next dare! TURTLE! We hereby crown you King of the Seawings!
Turtle: WHAT!
Kinkajou: Does that make me a Queen?????
Air: Yea.
Kinkajou: OMG YAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO TELL GLORY!!!! WE CAN BE QUEEN FRIENDS!
Kinkajou: *takes off for the Rainforest*
Qibli: What now?
Hosts:........
Rainkeeper: Winter!
Winter: Yea?
Rainkeeper: You have to be Turtle's servant for the rest of the day.
Turtle: WAIT SERIOSULY!??!!?
Nightflyer: Yep!
Turtle: YES!
Air: And to knock the last dare off our list, Turtle, you also have to be drunk.
Turtle: Done.
Joy: *tosses him a bottle of whiskey*
Joy: Drink up!
Rainkeeper: Joy, where did you even get that?
Joy :Your private stash- where else?
Rainkeeper: JO!!!!!!!!
*two hours later*
Turtle: *laughing*
Turtle: WINNIE THE POOH!
Winter: You call me that ONE MORE TIME and I'll assassinate you.
Turtle: FETCH ME A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR MY QUEEN!
Winter:..... But we're in the middle of the ocean.
Turtle: FETCH YOU HONEY LOVING BEAR!
Winter: *grumbles*
Turtle: *falls off throne*
Turtle: *laughs*
Kinkajou: *appears*
Kinkajou: I'm baaack! What's up King Turtle?
Turtle: KINKY-JUUUUUUUUUU
Kinkajou: ...... Um, are you okay?
Turtle: CORSE! *trips on his tail and falls on his face*
Turtle: I's RADISHING!
Kinkajou: ...... Are you drunk?
Turtle: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........Want sum booze?
Kinkajou: No thanks.
Turtle: Awwwwwwww. PARDY WID ME KINKY!!!!!!
Kinkajou: Please stop calling me kinky.
Turtle: NEVAR ya beautiful ladyyyyyyyyy.
Winter: I got your stupid flowers.
Turtle: THE POOH BEAR'S BACK!
Turtle: NOW YOU GETS A PER-MITION!
Winter: I think you mean Promotion.
Turtle: Yea that!
Turtle: YOU SHALL HEREBY BY KNOWN AS!.....
Turtle: *drums his talons on the floor*
Turtle: The PISS BOY!
Winter: What?
Turtle: Because you piss everyone off! get it?! *bursts out laughing*
Kinkajou: HOSTS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOYFRIEND!
Air: Don't you mean your HUSBAND?
Kinkajou: Oh right. Ya.
Turtle: Wait....... WE'RE MARRIED!
Kinkajou: Yes, we got married in a holy water pool this morning.
Turtle: In a.....Oily Wader Poool??
Kinkajou:........ Yes.
Turtle: THAT. is epic.
Turtle: I has a good live.
Turtle: Sept for my family. THEY SUCK!
Seashell: Oh come on, they're not THAT bad.
Turtle: YES THEY ARE! EVEN THE PISS BOY'S FAMILY REMEMBERS HIS NAME!
Winter: ...... Fair point.
Joy: ...... MAybe we should sober him up.
Seashell: That's probably a good idea...
Air: And not make him King anymore.
*one day later....*
Nightflyer: Everything back to normal?
Joy: Yep!
Seashell: I don't know. I keep thinking there's something we forgot to do....
In the Sea Kingdom.......
All: *freaking out because Queen Coral is dead and no one is on the throne*
Tsunami:........
Tsunami: My time to shine.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
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