WE'RE DOING THIS *Intense Table Flip*

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RULE: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JUDGE AUTHOR-CHAN/AUTHOR/ME ON ANY SONGS FORM THIS CHAPTER, or I will become very triggered, and flip many table, understand?





Kina: JEEZ AUTHOR TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

Author: STAHP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, IM SORRY OKAY??? IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL, MONEY I DON'T HAVE T~T

*Author has a mental break down In the corner*

Sanki: KINDA DA FLIP DID YOU DO, I GOT TO FIX HER NOW SO THE STORY WON'T BREAK

Author: NOT THE FOURTH WALL AGAAAAAAAAIN

*Author has a mental break down again*

*Sanki throws the Author a cat and she continues writing the chapter now*

Author: (^ω^)

Kina: sooo the dare is from NewScapeCrew9596 AKA Cori

*Cori kicks the door open*

Sanki: BEST ENTRANCE ALL YEAR

*Fiania kicks open a window and does a back flip in*

Fiania: NO THAT WAS THE BEST ENTRANCE

Sanki: HOLY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIFI-

Fiania: cool, right? also not fifi

Sanki: NO, YOU COULD'VE HIT JONJON WITH THE GLASS

Fiania: -.-'

*Owl appears in and knocks Fiania out softly and quietly*

Owl: The cinnamon roll cannot be harmed

*Owl disappears, who knows where? Probably making puns up somewhere, oh shoot author get back to the chapter...*

Ashlie: I don't like dares anymore -.-'

Cory: Why did you like them in the first place!
Ashlie: She shipped, like, all my ships!
Tommy: wow, you ship your own friends? Who does that?!

*Everyone but Tommy raises their hands*

Tommy: Pfft I expected Uni, he's a huge fanboy-

*Tommy gets knocked out form a now triggered Cory*

Kina: GUYS GUYS ONTO THE DARE JEEZ, okay so we all gotta sing a song, ima make it ships singing together most of the time to make it easier on my mental health that way I can die AFTER I finish this chapter, DAWN YOU GO FLIPPING FIRST

Dawn: why me? I don't like singing, or singing in public. ( 〃..)

Kina: BECAUSE

Ashlie: noo I know what ship she is doing ~////~

Dawn: *sigh* f-fine...

Dawn: (Song is right here on youtube n stuff :

*Ashlie hugs Dawn*

*Dawn is blushing so much right now, as Cori is standing in the corner, as Ashlie and her exchange death glances*

Cori: MINE

Ashlie: MIIIINE

*Ashlie grabs ahold of Dawns arm and doesn't let go, leaving Dawn blushing even more*
Dawn: u-u-uh A-Ashlie? y-your on my a-arm (Stahp yanderes over Dawn pleas, call 666-666-6666 to help stop yandares over Dawn)

Kina: SHIIIIIIIIIP

Pizona: I CALL OUR SONG NEXT

Kina: HECK YEA

Sanki: oh god not this ughhhhh

Nick: yay not us, maybe we can sneak out

Kina: nope I got science crap protecting in here boii

Nick: how did you do that????

Kina: not much just kidnapped that scientist names like Siki or whatever idk I forgot

*The newscapecrew: -.-'*

Kima: YAAAS

*Kina bows down along with Pizona*
Kina: and thou part 2 shall be out soon~

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