Stiles: hey fuck stick
Hey
Yo
Cu nn t
Pay attention to me
D e R EK
Derek: b I t. C. H
Wha. T
Stiles: I'm sad bring me food
Derek: why are you sad and when the hell did I become your servant?
Stiles: ha you always were tbh
And because of a certain show
Derek: you big soft hearted fuck
Stiles: sAYS YOU
Derek: I'm not soft
I'm manly
Big strong manly man
Stiles: more like a fucking teddy bear with scruff and muscles
Derek: muscles bigger than yours
I'm a manly man you filthy swine
Stiles: god I'm rubbing off on you
And also hoW RUDE
I HAVE MUSCLE
I S W E A R
Derek: m h m m sure
You're the fucking equivalent to Tweek on South Park
Stiles: then are you Craig? Pokerfaced and and monochromatic asshole
Derek: aren't they gay though?
Stiles: a. N d???
Derek: do you gay?
Stiles: "dO YOU G A Y?"
iM WHEEZING
And yes I gay
Derek: good to know
And don't fucking laugh at me you duck
Dick*
Stiles: I can't fucking breathe lord take my soul
Derek: aren't you Satan?
Stiles: a. N d???
Derek: point taken
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So.
Here I am
Once again
Feeling lost but now and then
I breathe in
To let it go
And you don't know
Where you are now
Or what it would come to
Okay I'm done
Sorry for the long ass wait
I don't have a excuse
But im sorr
SO HERES A SHIT SHOW
HAVE A GOOD DAY
YOU ARE READING
[Teen Wolf] Text Me?
HumorSo what happens when Stiles accidentally texts Derek instead of Scott? What happens when the magical group chat is created? OoOoOoOoo. Also I suck at descriptions Cast: Stiles Derek Scott Lydia Allison Malia Liam Mason Ships: Sterek (duh) Scallison