[Teen Wolf] Text Me?

[2] Dumbass I See You

STILES TO DEREK

8:49 am

Stiles: hey hey cuddle bunny!

Cuddle Bunny: Stiles.

Stiles: waddup buttercup?

Cuddle Bunny: You're in class. Do you're school work.

Stiles: it's math, I'm only gonna need math to know how much to tip at restaurants. Duh. Plus the substitute fell asleep.

Cuddle Bunny: Do I care? No. Do some work, get the hell off your phone.

Stiles: or what? 'rip my throat out with your teeth'? Yeah okay heard that a few million times.

Cuddle Bunny: Dammit Stiles..

Stiles: is that your catchphrase now?

Cuddle Bunny: For you? Yes. By the way, how are you and Scott today?

Stiles: surprised you care. We're fine I guess, he feels bad for ditching me. We're gonna hang at the arcade later.

Cuddle Bunny: Okay fine. But Stiles, seriously tell him the truth. That you feel like he's leaving you behind.

Stiles: Sure whatever, I will. Thanks derek, you're a good guy, yakno when your nOT threatening me

Cuddle Bunny: and your not completely unbearable, you're tolerable.

Stiles: gee thanks. I feel special, but you really are a cuddle bunny. Or Wolfy?

Cuddle Bunny: Shut up Stiles. And get to work.

Stiles: fine but only because the sub woke up. Bye cuddle bunny!

Cuddle Bunny: And change my name!

STILES TO SCOTT

4:38 pm

Stiles: Hey Scotty! Ya ready to go?

Scott: yeah be there in a moment. Sorry I haven't been around much.

Stiles: it's fine Scott. I love that you have Ally, and that you're happy! But I still want to hang out with you yakno?

Scott: I know buddy, I'm sorry I haven't been here for you. I will be tho. Promise!

Stiles: I'm holding you to it McCall, now hurry your little werewolf ass up! I wanna play some games.

Scott: yeah yeah. I'm hurrying!

Stiles: oh and btw, remind me to thank Derek.

Scott: What? Why?

Stiles: no reason, just remind me ok?

Scott: yeah sure. Alright I'm walking out the school doors.

Stiles: I know dumbass I see you.

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Two updated one day.
Surprising i know. But I made a deal with someone so BOOM here we go.

I'm not good at funny