Why was Derek pissed and pleased you ask? Well he was overjoyed Stiles was healthy happy and awake. He was extremely happy that he found out Stiles loved him, even if it was through snooping through his phone.
But he wanted to kill Stiles so much right now.
So fucking much.
12:58 pm
Stiles: DERREEKKKKK
DEREK
DEREEK
DEREEK
DEEERRRRRK
DERKK
DRAKE
DRAAAKEDerek: oh my fucking god what do you want.
Stiles: listen
Derek: what
Stiles: lisTEN
Derek: I'm listening!
Stiles: I want food
Derek: I am so ripping your head off
Stiles: and rid the world of my beautiful face!? How are you?
Derek: yes yes you are so beautiful stilinksi
Stiles: exactly I poSE BITCH POSIN
Derek: what was the point of bothering me again?
Stiles: I want food! I am an injured beautiful boy home alone and so hungry. I want a burger and curly fries. And candy. And 3 two liters of soda. And more candy. And a pizza. And chicken
Derek: ...how do you eat so much and stay skinny?
Stiles: well I'm mostly running for my life 24/7 so... It helps burn calories
Derek: whatever I'm done talking
Stiles: DEREK PLEASE NO IM HUNGRY
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOLFDerek: do you want food or not stilinksi?
Stiles: ...I do..
Derek: then shut up
Stiles: thanks derbear
Derek: dammit stiles...
1:28 pm
Derek: OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW
Stiles: mmmm no
Derek: DO YOU WANT THE FOOD
Stiles: wait you actually got me food?!
Derek: OPEN
THE
WINDOWStiles: WHY DIDNT YIU GO TO THE DOOR
Derek: WINDOW IS MORE FUN
Stiles: FUCKING WEREWOLVES
Derek: WHY ARE TEXTING ME WHILE EATING AMD IM NEXT TO YOU
Stiles: BOTH OF OUR MOUTHS ARE FULL
Derek: GOOD POINT BUT YOURE STILL AN IDIOT
Stiles: LOVE YOU TOO DER
Derek: DAMMIT STILES
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Hello everybody.
I'm alive
Yes! I know it's been awhile, I've been on my other account NashMob
And I'm working on some stuff I've there.
I recently moved and I'm dealing with depression. BuT EVERYTHING WILL HOPEFULLY BE OKAY. I might be updated more since it's summer and yeah! I would have earlier this summer but like I said I moved. And Jesus Christ everyone I'm starting highschool soon.
Fuck
Well bye!!!
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[Teen Wolf] Text Me?
HumorSo what happens when Stiles accidentally texts Derek instead of Scott? What happens when the magical group chat is created? OoOoOoOoo. Also I suck at descriptions Cast: Stiles Derek Scott Lydia Allison Malia Liam Mason Ships: Sterek (duh) Scallison