[10] mmmm no

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Why was Derek pissed and pleased you ask? Well he was overjoyed Stiles was healthy happy and awake. He was extremely happy that he found out Stiles loved him, even if it was through snooping through his phone.

But he wanted to kill Stiles so much right now.

So fucking much.

12:58 pm
Stiles: DERREEKKKKK
DEREK
DEREEK
DEREEK
DEEERRRRRK
DERKK
DRAKE
DRAAAKE

Derek: oh my fucking god what do you want.

Stiles: listen

Derek: what

Stiles: lisTEN

Derek: I'm listening!

Stiles: I want food

Derek: I am so ripping your head off

Stiles: and rid the world of my beautiful face!? How are you?

Derek: yes yes you are so beautiful stilinksi

Stiles: exactly I poSE BITCH POSIN

Derek: what was the point of bothering me again?

Stiles: I want food! I am an injured beautiful boy home alone and so hungry. I want a burger and curly fries. And candy. And 3 two liters of soda. And more candy. And a pizza. And chicken

Derek: ...how do you eat so much and stay skinny?

Stiles: well I'm mostly running for my life 24/7 so... It helps burn calories

Derek: whatever I'm done talking

Stiles: DEREK PLEASE NO IM HUNGRY
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOLF

Derek: do you want food or not stilinksi?

Stiles: ...I do..

Derek: then shut up

Stiles: thanks derbear

Derek: dammit stiles...

1:28 pm

Derek: OPEN THE​ FUCKING WINDOW

Stiles: mmmm no

Derek: DO YOU WANT THE FOOD

Stiles: wait you actually got me food?!

Derek: OPEN
THE
WINDOW

Stiles: WHY DIDNT YIU GO TO THE DOOR

Derek: WINDOW IS MORE FUN

Stiles: FUCKING WEREWOLVES

Derek: WHY ARE TEXTING ME WHILE EATING AMD IM NEXT TO YOU

Stiles: BOTH OF OUR MOUTHS ARE FULL

Derek: GOOD POINT BUT YOURE STILL AN IDIOT

Stiles: LOVE YOU TOO DER

Derek: DAMMIT STILES

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Hello everybody.

I'm alive

Yes! I know it's been awhile, I've been on my other account NashMob

And I'm working on some stuff I've there.

I recently moved and I'm dealing with depression. BuT EVERYTHING WILL HOPEFULLY BE OKAY. I might be updated more since it's summer and yeah! I would have earlier this summer but like I said I moved. And Jesus Christ everyone I'm starting highschool soon.

Fuck

Well bye!!!

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