Dipper logged on.
IllumiNaughty~ : Hey.
Dipper : Hey ^-^
IllumiNaughty~ : How was ur day Pinetree?
Dipper : Good u?
IllumiNaughty~ : Ive had better, failed my french exam.
Dipper : Oh, well who needs french anyways.
IllumiNaughty~ : Try telling that to my Dad.
Dipper : Why did he want you to speak french?
IllumiNaughty~ : Well yeah, soon as he found out he- nvm
Dipper : He, what Bill?
IllumiNaughty~ : Nevermind.
Dipper : Bill, what did he do your scaring me.
IllumiNaughty~ : He hit me ok. Said I was worthless.
Dipper : WTF!
IllumiNaughty~ : Heres the thing my sister failed all her classes but Maths and he PRAISED her for it!
IllumiNaughty ~ : BUT I PASSED EVERYTHING WITH A'S ACCEPT FOR FRENCH!? JGRJEOjrihrgrjooj
Dipper : Dude calm down.
Dipper : Bill, u okay?
Dipper : Ur not responding.
IllumiNaughty~ : Im fine. just a little pissed.
Dipper : Not surprised id be more than pissed.
IllumiNaughty~ : Thx for talking to me, you dont have to.
Dipper : I like to. At first I didnt want to but you seem chill and nice.
Dipper : Why do you have that user btw?
IllumiNaughty~ : Oh, I like theories around the illuminati, and triangles lol
Dipper : Pfft dork.
IllumiNaughty~ : says u nerd :P
Dipper : Im not the guy with an Illuminati user haha
IllumiNaughty~ Changed their Nickname to Bill.
Bill : Better for ya?
Dipper : Much better ^-^
Bill : U like my name or something?
Dipper : Yeah its better than mine
Bill : What is your real name?
Bill : Pls tell me ;A;
Dipper : Thats a secret the world may never know my friend.
Bill : U called me ur friend :D
Dipper : Well yeah, probs the only one ive got atm.
Bill : same to u pal.
Dipper : What u doing now?
Bill : sketching.
Dipper : Can I see?
Bill : um sure?
Bill posted a picture.
Dipper: ...
Bill : Wut?
Dipper : JESUS CHRIST BILL UR AMAZING
Bill : waa?
Dipper : These look professional!
Bill : Thank you ^^
Dipper : Np.
Bill : Gtg dad is yelling for me ;/
Dipper : Bye Bill :)
Bill : Bye Dipstick.
Dipper :HEY!
Bill logged out.
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Text Me - Billdip !DISCONTINUED!
FanfictionDipper is 19 and finishing his last extra year at college. He doesn't have many friends and decides to join a social media site that isn't very popular. When he was about to delete his account a strange user catches his eye. Dipper Sent a friend Re...