Dipper sat on his phone scrolling through the news section of the app when a familiar user logged on and immediately began to blow up his messages inbox.
IllumiNaughty~ Logged on
IllumiNaughty~ : PINETREE!
IllumiNaughty~ : U THERE BRO!?
IllumiNaughty~ : DON'T IGNORE MEE I KNOW UR ONLINE >:(
_Dippur_ : Hello?
IllumiNaughty~ : Fricking Finally.
_Dippur_ : Do you normally explode peoples inboxes?
IllumiNaughty~ : Yes.
IllumiNaughty~ : Annywayss How was ur day PT?
_Dippur_ : U could just call me Dipper u know it is my name.
IllumiNaughty~ : Wait Dipper is ur REAL name? I thought u just put it on ur profile instead of ur real name.
_Dippur_ : Well Its a nickname that I like better than my real name.
IllumiNaughty~ : I like Pinetree better :)
IllumiNaughty~ : But if it makes ya happy.
IllumiNaughty~ Changed _Dippur_'s Nickname to Dipper
Dipper: Thx
IllumiNaughty~ : No problemo Dipstick
Dipper: -.-
IllumiNaughty~ : :D
Dipper: So ur 16 right?
IllumiNaughty~ : Yeees, last yr of highschool thank fucking god.
Dipper: College is a pain, just u wait.
IllumiNaughty~ : Geez Party pooper thanks for the support.
Dipper: XD
IllumiNaughty~ : and im guessing by that downer (and maybe ur profile) that ur 19?? :D?
Dipper: Yes Im 19.
IllumiNaughty~ : Kewl. Whens ur Birthday Pinetree?
Dipper: August 31st same as my twins obviously.
IllumiNaughty~ : ;A; U HAVE A TWIN TOO!?
Dipper: Yea its on my profile lol
Dipper: Wait 'too' ????
IllumiNaughty~ : I have a twin sister :P her name is Belle. My mother thought it be cute if we had similar matching names ;/
Dipper: Bill and Belle? aww thats adorable xD
IllumiNaughty~ : .__.
Dipper: So why dont u like highschool?
IllumiNaughty~ : no one likes it when ur being picked on EVERY SIGNLE FUCKING DAY
Dipper: Damn im sorry.
IllumiNaughty~ : Its fine im used to it.
Dipper: U should stick up for yourself.
IllumiNaughty~ : Easier said than done Pines.
Dipper: Why they pick on u, u seem nice.
IllumiNaughty~ : I dont wanna say.
Dipper: Why not, thought we were friends ;/
IllumiNaughty~ : ;A; we are!
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IllumiNaughty~ : Im gay they pick on me becuz im gay. Its on my profile lol.
Dipper: So? Im Bi I know how painful it is of being picked on.
IllumiNaughty~ : ...yeah... I gtg Cya Pines.
Dipper: Bye Bill.
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Text Me - Billdip !DISCONTINUED!
FanfictionDipper is 19 and finishing his last extra year at college. He doesn't have many friends and decides to join a social media site that isn't very popular. When he was about to delete his account a strange user catches his eye. Dipper Sent a friend Re...
