❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞
"I'm going to commit suicide in one months time."
"I think you have the wrong number."
"It can't be t...
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"V...v...vaughn?"
"...heeelllooo?"
"Y...you're n...not Vaughn."
"No...I am not and, seeing as he is currently healing from a stab wound, I would say that I'm kind of glad that I'm not. I, my distant embodied voice, go by the name of Edward. Eddie if I happen to like you but...only if I like you."
"E...eddie?"
"...yeah. Eddie. We just established that. You alright there darlin'? You sound a bit upset."
"I...I'm fine-"
"Honey, I can hear you crying. Last time I checked crying your heart out isn't exactly a sign of happiness."
"They...they could be tears of happiness."
"Darlin', your voice has broken six times already and we've barely been speaking for thirty seconds."
