Moonlight and Chocolate (A Young Remus Lupin x Reader)

Chapter 30: Meeting the Pick-Up Line Source

Remus grabbed my waist and pulled me towards him.

"You're right darling, I'm so sorry. I promise I won't distance myself next time. I love you."

He pressed his lips against mine. He began moving his hands up and down my back.

We were interrupted by a voice going, "bloody hell, you barely speak to each other for months and now you're about to shag on the couch?!"

We pulled away and saw Sirius with his arms crossed and smirking.

I rolled my eyes at him, "but I mean, at least we didn't actually shag on the couch like you and-"

"Bloody hell you guys are never going to stop using that."

"You're right, we're not."

"Are you serious?"

"No, you're Sirius."

"Shut up Y/n."

"Make me."

"I'm sure Moony can make you, but you might moan a little."

"Really Padfoot?"

"Yes, really Moony."

I couldn't help but laugh.

~~~~~•Lily POV•~~~~~

I'm falling really hard for James. He has me losing my bloody mind. It's a bummer he's probably over me by now, it's been years. We were studying together in the library and I couldn't help but notice the way his eyebrows furrowed as he read things. His hazel eyes focused on what was in front of him.

He noticed me staring and smirked.

"What are you looking at Evans?" I rolled my eyes at him and didn't reply.

He continued working and seemed very satisfied with himself.

James took the Marauders Map and said "look, Remus and Y/n are together."

"It's about time."

James smirked all of a sudden, "oh look what we have here."

"What is it?"

"Sirius and Marlene are together in an empty broom closet."

I giggled, "wonder what they're doing."

"Probably each other."

"Yeah."

"What the bloody hell is Peter doing?"

"What do you mean?"

"He's with Snape, Regulus, and Malfoy!"

"That's odd."

"I don't think he's in danger, there's an opening for him to run and he would've taken it."

"Maybe you should ask him about that later."

"I probably should."

"Yeah."

"Woah the source of Y/n's favorite pick-up line is with Dumbledore in his office."

"Who?"

"Newt Scamander."

"That's cool, want to wait outside his office and meet him?"

"You sound like a fangirl."

"I am a fangirl, James."

"Hehe."

I looked over at the map and smirked, "wow Sirius and Marlene have been there for awhile now, they must be having a lot of fun."

James snickered, "yeah probably."

I looked over at the map again, "look, Y/n and Remus are talking to Newt Scamander."

"No way."

I started laughing, "like you've said before, the map never lies."

"Let's go then."

We ran over and saw Y/n and Remus talking to Newt Scamander. He smiled and waved at us.

"Hey Mr. Scamander," James snickered, "did you know that Y/n's favorite pick-up line has to do with you?"

Y/n turned a bit red and Remus held her hand.

Newt was curious, "what is this pick-up line?"

"Are you Newt Scamader," he began.

"James no!" Remus shouted.

James smirked and continued, "cause I'd like to see your fantastic beast."

Y/n buried her face into Remus's neck, refusing to make eye contact with anyone, and James began laughing. I just sighed.

"That...." Newt began, "I have no idea what to say about that. It was clever I guess... but odd."

"James Potter you are the absolute worst," I joked.

James acted offended and nodded dramatically.

"Aren't you Fleamont Potter's son?" Newt asked.

"Yes actually I am."

Sirius came out of nowhere and said "I know, you must be surprised. You'd think the son of the man who invented Sleekeazy's Hair Potion would have better hair."

Newt was trying to suppress his laughter and James began to chase after Sirius. I couldn't help but smile to myself.