Warrior spoofiness

BlueStar's lost it

Eh, hey guys, heeeyyyy guuuyssss, hehgdjihsocdqhjuqd duoch------

BlueStar: Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and a boomerang, BRENTWOOD! *throws eggs* I'M TEH EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL HAIL MAH TAIL!!!!

FireHeart: /)-_-)

BlueStar: THIS HEART IS ON FIREEEEEEEE!

FireHeart: Ugh ._.

BlueStar: QUICK, SOMEONE CALL SPOTTEDLEAF! I THINK FIREHEART HAS HEART BURN!!!

FireHeart: What's heart burn? Sounds painful...

BlueStar: AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GRAVITY FALLS?! WHY IS IT ONLY AIRING ON DISNEYXD?!?! WHAT THE CRAP ALEX HIRCH?! WHAT. THE CRAAAAAAPP?!?!??!

FireHeart: CALM DOWN BLUESTAR!

BlueStar: AND ON THE NOTE OF GRAVITY FALLS, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PINECEST?! IT'S A BIT WEIRD THAT SIBLINGS ARE 'IN LOVE'!! I MEAN COME ON!!!!

FireHeart: O_O

BlueStar: Quick! To the janitor's office! *slams into bramble walls* HEEEEEEEEEHHH

GrayStripe: Ya wanna watch Spongebob?

BlueStar: Yes. With apple juice.

GrayStripe: *turns on TV*

BlueStar: HEEEEEEEEEEEEH. HEEEEEEEEEEH. Spongebob. HEEEEEEEEEH

FireHeart: WHAT ARE TVS?!?!?

BlueStar: Awwww, are you scared, hmmmmm? Are you gonna run home to your flat faced mommy?

FireHeart: *runs off cliff*

BlueStar: WAIT! YOU FORGOT YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!! *falls off cliff with him*

I had nothing planned today lol XD I have nothing against you Pinecest shippers, they are good don't get me wrong, but it's just weird how you could actually ship Mabel and Dipper. But that's just my opinion soooooo, yeaaaaaahhh. Also I wrote a new book! Yay! I've been planning on it for about a month now! Check it out if you want, I'm not forcing y'all to read it so don't take this the wrong way, k? K. Anyway, I'll see you soon, my Warriors! -PureMoss :3