Hey guys, I decided to redo the homestuck book war because I just didn't like how I'd organized it! So hopefully you guys understand and let's get on with the spoofs!!!
Warriors V. Homestuck
Round one; John V. SandStorm
SandStorm: Hi there!
John: Holy mother of...is that a talking cat?! (a/n: Is that like John, Lauren?)
SandStorm: Nooo, I'm talking to you through telekinesis! YEAH I'm talking to you!!!
John: *capturelogs SandStorm*
Point to John!
Round two; Dave V. JayFeather
Dave: So...you can talk...?
JayFeather: *facepaw* (a/n: Get it? Facepalm, FacePAW?)
Dave: I think he's dead.....B|
JayFeather: Thunder cats! ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave: AH WHAT THE-
JayFeather: *death blow*
Point to JayFeather!
Final Round; Nepeta V. GrayStripe
GrayStripe: *waffle*
Nepeta: HAII!!!!
GrayStripe: *waffle*
Nepeta: Where's the cat known as GrayStripe?
GrayStripe: *waffle*
Nepeta: Why's there a waffle? Can I eat it?
GrayStripe: *waffle* Help me!!!
Nepeta: *nom*
Homestuck characters win! *hands gold stars to John, Dave, and Nepeta*
:3 I hope that was okay...I just started rereading homestuck again, so yeah....SBDJNSJOJSUOSBJAHIABHSVHKS
Have an awesome day, my Warriors!
-PureMoss :3
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