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We walked to a liquor store and got a bunch of stuff. Then we walked back to the hotel. We drank a lot. Then we had drunk sex.
The next morning we were woken up by Matt's phone.
Matt- Hello?.........Seriously? ....... Ugh fine. ......Yeah. .....See ya.
He hung up.
Me- Who was it?
Matt- Nick. They want to go over paper work tomorrow morning. So we have to head home.
Me- But I didn't get to pet a kangaroo.
Matt- Babygirl, after we start the show, I will bring you back here and let you pet all the kangaroos you want.
Me- Promise?
Matt- Promise.
I made him pinky promise and he laughed and kissed me.
Matt- Come on, baby. Let's pack up.
Me- Fine but I'm wearing this. (The same clothes from liquor store trip)
Matt- Okay. You look hot in it anyways.
We packed up our stuff, headed to the airport, and got on the plane.
Me- I'm hungry.
Matt- Okay baby.
He pushed his call light and someone came.
Stewardess- Can I help you?
Matt- Can we get a menu?
She gave us a menu.
Me- I want french toast sticks and champagne.
Matt laughed at me. The stewardess came back and we ordered then she brought it out and we ate. After that I fell asleep.
Matt- Wake up gorgeous. We're here.
We got off the plane and went home.
Me- I'm going to bed.
Matt- Okay babe. I'll order some Chinese for dinner.
Me- Yummy.
I went upstairs and changed and went to bed.
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I woke up and went downstairs. Matt was talking to the police. They were sitting on the couch.
Me- Should I go put on pants?
Officer- I'm about to leave. I just needed to tell you thst we have captured your ex boyfriend. He has several charges from several states and we need you to sign this paper if you are going to press charges.
I signed it and he left.
Me- They got him?
Matt- Yep.
Me- Yay!!!
Matt- You ready for chinese?
Me- Yes.
He went and heated it up and brought it to me. We watched impratical jokers until it was time for bed then we went up to bed.
The next morning we woke up and got ready.
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Matt- You look gorgeous.
Me- Aww. Thank you. You look hot.
Matt- I try. Nick is meeting us here.
Then we heard the door bell.
Matt- Right on time.
We walked downstairs. He let Nick and the manager in.
We signed all of our papers.
Nick- The camera crew will be here in the morning to start.
