homiesexuals

who the fuck wanna die?

btw.. there's gonna be a shit ton of it's just luke vines because.. those are my favorite vines...

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"YUGYEOM!" bambam screamed, dashing into his best friends house without even knocking. the older jumped when he heard bambam, dashing into his room and shutting the door. he had just gotten out of the shower and decided to strut around naked for a bit before getting dressed, but quickly realized that was a mistake with bambam as his best friend. 

"what, jesus, you gave me a heart attack!" yugyeom called from his room, and bambam ran up the stairs standing at the door. 

"YUGYEOM!" bambam shouted again. "DID YOU CHECK VINE! THEY LOVE US! WE LITERALLY JUST GOT 1 MILLION LIKES AND 1.5 MILLION VIEWS ON OUR VINE!" bambam screamed, and yugyeom gasped. he dashed out of the room in his boxers, looking at bambam's phone. 

"OH MY GOD!" he shouted. 

"WE'RE GONNA BE LEGENDS, I KNEW IT!" bambam screamed, and the two boys jumped around for a few seconds like little girls.  

"oh my god, we have to make more now!" yugyeom grinned. 

"yes! like what though?" bambam wondered, and yugyeom shrugged. 

"hmm.. let me get dressed and i'll think about it." yugyeom grinned, walking back into his room and over to his dresser. bambam followed him and plopped down on his bed, thinking about it. 

"bambam, you're kind of crack head.. would if we recorded you pouring mouthwash in a cup and drinking it, with the shots shots shots song, and like you're all screaming and shit?" yugyeom snorted as he pulled his shirt on, grabbing a pair of jeans. 

"oh my god, that's perfect." bambam grinned, jumping up and running into yugyeom's bathroom. the older quickly got dressed and grabbed his phone, walking into the bathroom to see bambam already ready. 

"you're eager." 

"duh." bambam grinned. 

"well, then i guess, are you ready?" yugyeom said while opening up the vine app. he played the shots song at the same time. 

"yes!" 

"okay, three, two, one." yugyeom counted down, and started recording. bambam poured mouthwash into the cup and drank up like it was a shot, then hopped in the bathtub and ripped his shirt off. he then screamed as he poured the whole bottle all over himself. yugyeom stopped the video before he started cackling, laughing so hard he fell on the floor. 

"oh my god!" yugyeom cried out, holding his stomach. bambam laughed as well, then gasped. 

"oh my god, i just poured mouthwash all over myself.." 

"you dumb ass!" yugyeom laughed more, finally catching his breath after a few more seconds of laughing. bambam giggled and grabbed the phone, posting the video after adding a caption and adding tags. 

"it's worth it though." bambam grinned. 

"by the way, you owe me new mouthwash." 

"fuck." bambam groaned. a soft knock at the bathroom door startled them, and yugyeom opened it as he lay on the floor. 

"oh, sana!" yugyeom gasped, and she looked at the two questionably. 

"am i interrupting something here?" she asked. bambam choked and grabbed the shower curtain, covering his half naked body. 

"why did you freak out like that?" yugyeom snorted. 

"i can't let her see my man parts!" bambam whined.