A/N- This was edited so just ignore stuff that went Poof
So lets say you were invited over to a party of a friend. He bribed you with pizza....yeh
Then when you got there the pizza had only one left and someone was reaching for it.
You have to take out your sexy sword and stab him 37-wait....
Ahem. Actually you have to run as fast as a cheetah and steal it from his germ sucking blackhole of a hand!! Nevermind
Just share but he will slap your daring hand.
So call your parents TO SUE HIM!! MWUAHAHAHHAHA
Nah that was boring (dont do that children,that is bad,very bad)
Best case! Be civil act like humans and let him have the pizza....and cry in the corner
Just steal the ice cream and leave also the lolipops.
Thank you for reading this Jumpingly weird stuff high and drunk
Are you drunk?-jk
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Heh as if your giving up that last pizza slice secretly poison it and kindly give it. He/She wanted it badly right?
....Im just joking I am not serious
Or am I?
ALRIGHT NEXT CHAPTER WE GO!!
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Read If Your Bored (Story Time)
RandomSo....basically I was being a person and wrote this, I am actually planning to do something else BUT this will count as a wait as I write my other books Alright start reading folks!
