Mile High Club (Camren)

Chapter 14: Goosebumps

A/N: guess who's back

I'm so so so so sorry I disappeared for like 5 months, a lot of things were going on (college, stress and etc.) but now I'm BACK and I still have a whole month of summer vacation so I hope to finish the story before college starts (and then I want to write a few one shots I have in mind, should I?). Enjoy :)

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[Lauren's POV]

Camila: Yo joint roller

Camila: I'm calling Carrollton

Camila: who the HELL gave you that scholarship you're so damn stupid

My phone screen lit up and my lips automatically curved up in a smile when I saw who it was. Maybe, just maybe seeing her texts brightened up my day, but hey, only because it had been a really bad day. I had missed my flight to Brazil and almost got arrested, so I was supposed to be fuming but apparently right now my heart had other plans.

It's crazy how the smallest things she does are enough to give me goosebumps.

Lauren: I'm not stupid it wasn't my fault

Camila: right so the weed just crawled inside your purse by itself

Camila: it's a botanical miracle

Camila: you're so DUMB I can't

Lauren: shut up

Camila: make me 😏

Lauren: I wish 😫

Camila: ugh I had so many plans for that flight U RUINED THEM ALL

Camila: I can't believe I lost 10 potential hours of airplane sex JAUREGUI WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN STUPID

I sighed, wishing I was in Brazil with her right now instead of alone in that hotel room.

Not only because I was gonna miss our concert in São Paulo and no, not only for the sex, just for being with her in general.

Camila: anyways I'm learning Brazilian Portuguese

Lauren: really? Tell me something

Camila: let me see....

Camila: sua gostosa quero te lamber toda senta na minha cara porra [A/N: I wanna lick you, sexy, sit on my fucking face]

Camila: eu nao me canso de voce [A/N: I can't get enough of you]

Lauren: Aww so fluent, what does it mean?

Camila: it means "hello everyone we're so grateful to be here with you, our fans are the most amazing human beings"

Lauren: Beautiful

Camila: I have so many good puns now tho

Camila: I wanted to dedicate This is How We Roll to u but the girls thought it was inappropriate

Lauren: idk if I'm flattered or offended tbh

Camila: or DOPE 🍁

Camila: haha dope, get it?

Lauren: stop

Camila: and tweet 'omggg laurennn I'm your biggest fan pls come to brazilll' it was so hard to control myself u have no idea

Lauren: STOP

The thing about Camila is that all her jokes absolutely suck but I still laugh at them anyway. I can't help it, I always do. She could say the dumbest thing ever and I'd still crack up.