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OUR LOVE IS ODD. NOT OUR. YOURS I CAN'T BE IN LOVE I'M A SQUIP. THE ONLY WAY I COULD BE IN LOVE IS WITH ANOTHER SQUIP. LIKE YOUR FRIEND JEREMYS SQUIP. IM NOT THE ONE IN LOVE YOU ARE! HAhaha. Hah. oh no. SHUT UP RICH NOBODY ASKED YOu!
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"I mean you look exactly like him," I was babbling. Gosh, why was I babbling?
What? OH EW!
I winced at the annoying computer wail this thing was giving off. It hurt, from the deepest part of my brain I could feel it's pain.
There. Better.
It changed into a smaller, less human looking thing. "What are you, Yoda?"
I'M KERMIT THE FROG!
It zapped me. I winced. How was I supposed to know that?
Jeremy's Squip, well call him Keuanu, likes to look best for who he's helping. I take the kinder route. I like the fuzzy cuddly route. A frog. Unless you mess up. I'll change my appearance into something - less friendly.
"A lion?" I snorted. This was all a joke. Keuanu? Who made their Squip a male movie star? How did I not see he was gay so much sooner?
SHUT UP. IM SERIOUS. WHEre was I? RIGHT. Jake. he likes you. you like him. make a move so he knows he likes you, if not he'll just move on leaving you and me heartbroken.
"How would you be heartbroken? This is my life, my boyfriend,"
This is a mini soap opera for me. a break from my life. why else would I be helping you?
"And here I thought you were just being nice," I rolled my eyes.
WAaaii waiii waiii. WAIT. YOU CALLED HIM YOUR BOYYYFRRRRIEENDD. OOooooh!
"Sh-hut up!" I whined. I didn't want my Squip now teasing me.
FIRST THINGS FIRST. we need to get out of this bathroom. it's not doing good things for you.
"Didn't realize you'd get so judgemental for a frog,"
that's it. i'm changing back into a human.
"No!" I yelled. I was walking out of the bathroom. A few people looked. I felt a stinging in my left ear.
one more strike mister. and I'm going back to good ol' Keanu.
"Makes sense you just want to look good enough for your computer boyfriend,"
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!
"Not so nice when someone says it to you is it?"
ARugh!
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" You were always quite the loser! "
- The Squip (Pitiful Children)
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