CupHead OneShots

King Dice x Shy! CupHead Sister! Reader

You are a couple of years younger than your brothers, CupHead and Mugman. They were really overprotective for a few reasons, you fluster easily and have a tendency o faint if overwhelmed. They learned that one on your 16th birthday. You had a small figure with a teacup head, giving you the nickname Teacup, but your real name was (Y/n). The light brown non-Newtonian liquid (Basically Oobleck) would bubble when you got flushed and one man loved to playfully tease you, Dice. He was so kind and you wish you could express your self to him but you couldn't so you began a few years back writing on small slips of paper and putting them in a medium-sized mason jar that you kept hidden away, you labeled it 'What I Like About You' Your brothers were out hanging out with their friends while you were at home reading a book silently, a small cup of tea next to you as you would occasionally take small sips from it. A light knock echoed slightly as you stood up, "O-oh h-Hey Dice." You managed when you opened the door, your face already having a light rosy tint. "Good Afternoon my darling," Hey said, letting his warm compliment sink in as he smiled warmly at you, you were maybe 3/4s of his height so he was quite intimidating at times, you laughed nervously as you invited him inside, noticing that there were large grey clouds looming over the forest that was a couple of miles away. "I see you were enjoying some tea, what flavor this time?" He questioned as he sat on the couch, watching as you closed the door and walked to the kitchen, "U-uh Mint chocolate, I-I think." You said as you pulled the silver kettle from the cabinet and pouring some water into it, "That sounds odd." "Y-yeah but it really could, would you like a cup?" You asked as you pulled out two cups and two tea bags, "I don't see why not, anyway, how has your day been? Read anything new?" The kettle let out a soft high pitch whistle as steam blew out of it, you poured the cups and let the tea begin to seep before you said, "Nothing really exciting except...the girl finally attempted to talk to her crush but the crush laughed at her and shrugged her off which sent her into a total emotional break down and-..." You realize that you went talking extremely fast, King Dice merely chuckled to himself as he watched your face turn beet red. You quickly turned back to the tea trying to hide your embarrassment, you finished making the tea before grabbing the cups, giving one to dice before sitting next to him, the book labeled 'Why Me?' laid next to you, a bookmark within the midsection of the book. "Really? May I say my opinion, I think you are much like the girl of the main story." He said calming, watching your reaction to his statement. You nearly dropped your cup, the non-newtonian fluid in your head slightly bubbling as you processed what he said, "W-what? No, she is f-funny, a-a-and cute and confident. I'm j-just...me." You said in a defeated tone as you set your teacup down, suddenly a loud crash and boom echoed from the outside as rail hailed down onto your shack. You squealed as backed into Dice, you hated lighting storms. Dice had never really been around you when lighting storms hit, so he was kinda surprised when you back into him, shaking. "Teacup? Are you okay?" He asked as he lifted his arm slightly to allow you to curl into you, he didn't get a response as he felt more weight hit his side, you had fainted. Before you could fall off the couch he scooped you into his arms, he then pulled you on to his lap. He laid on his back, his feet hanging over the arm of the couch as he laid you on his chest, unconscious as the storm continued to boom and crack at the listless land below them. It was maybe a couple of minutes passed before you drifted into consciousness. "...w-what happened?" you questioned as you lifted your arm to rub your eye but, you ended up looking dice straight in the face of Dice. His cheeky and sly grin spread across his face as he looked back at you, heat rushed to your face as you felt flustered. "Well welcome back sweetheart." Was what he said after the fact that you had turned into a living tomato, in embarrassment you buried your head into his chest. He laughed as watched the fluid (Got tired of rewriting non-newtonian fluid) in the top of your head boil almost. He sat up which, in turn made you end up sitting on his lap, face buried into his chest in an attempt to hide your embarrassment but he was interrupted by another clash of lighting causing you to nearly jump out of your skin. He watched as your flushed switched to terrified within seconds as you grabbed on to him, shaking in fear. "It's okay darling, listen to me okay. Its not going to hurt you," He said calmly as he rubbed your back, your shaking had almost completely stopped but your head felt like it was swimming,"I won't let it hurt you sweetheart." Your face flushed as your mind replayed what he said, you didn't say anything, damn your shyness. You suddenly were on your feet, you hadn't even realize that you had begun waltzing with Dice, he was singing. Dice rarely sung, never around people at least. His voice had almost put you in a trance, drowning out all other sounds. His voice warm and filled with affection as he sung, each word the perfect tone and pitch, each phrase was left ringing in your ears. Another crack of lighting caused your breathing to falter, your knees wanting to give out but something wouldn't let them. You basically fell into him, resting your head on his chest, not caring if you were flustered you only wanted to be next to him and that thought made you flush red. You both stopped waltzing as the storm slowly began to roll out, you blinked slowly as you looked up, his soft smile and warm green eyes meet your sparkling (e/c) eyes. When you did look up you smiled, but Dice leaned in and stole a kiss. Your face was immediately a dark shade of red as he kissed you, the fluid in your teacup head boiling like mad. You almost pulled away but you slowly eased into the kiss. You heard the door open which made you pull away, Mugman and Cuphead stood there, drenched and in shock. "(Y-y/n), what the hell!" Cuphead shouted as you quickly ducked behind Dice, Dice merely chuckled to himself quietly, "Cuphead, Mugman, pleasure seeing you." He said calmly as he listened to the enraged Cuphead shout at Dice and you. Mugman stood back, containing his laughter until he got sight of you. You were shaking, tears streaming down your face as you cried, you suddenly bolted from behind Dice and raced up the small stairs. Dice felt a small shove and then the clatter of foot steps up the stairs, he turned and only saw your feet as you rushed up the stairs. Mugman smacked Cuphead over the head harshly as he lectured him once again, Dice walked up the stairs only to hear soft cries from behind a door. He slowly opened the door, closing it behind him as he looked around the room. The first thing that caught his attention was the small jar, "What's this?" He questioned as he grabbed the jar and sat in front of the bed that you were under. Your cursive (talented) hand writing was all over it, he unscrewed the top and took out a slip of paper, 'I like how you make me smile unconditionally,' it read. He looked at the jar's top and read 'Things I like about you.' "(Y/n) was this for me?" He asked as he put the small slip of paper back into the jar, admiring the jar. Suddenly an idea clicked into his head as he knew how to get you out of the underneath the bed, he stood up walked to make it seem like he was going to pace, locking his left foot air his right he went to take a step but, as suspected, he fell over. Oh but not only that but this devil had to make it worse by holding his breath, making it seem as if he had just accidentally killed himself. You gasped as you hurriedly pulled yourself from under your small bed, you got to his side and rolled him over,you went to put your hand over his mouth to feel if he was breathing but his hand caught yourself first. After that he flipped the places, you were under him you face red along with a few lingering tears. "D-Dice?" You asked softly as he sat up pulling you with him, "I-I thought you h-had- You, doof!" You yelled as you weakly punched his chest, "It was the only way to get you out of under the bed, sorry." He apologized softly as you hugged him tightly, crying softly. "I won't do that to you ever again...I promise." You were shocked, you felt him wrap his arms around you as a light headed feeling crashed on to you once more, causing you to fall limp within his arms. Dice had a small smile as he put you on your soft fluffy bed. He walked out of your room, the small smile still on his face. He almost had forgot that he was in the Cup-Brothers house, "Dice..We're going to have a talk." They both growled, Mugman wasn't that much of a growl but Cupheads was.

1658 WORDS EYYYYY! Sorry for the delay on chapters its just that without a computer it takes about 8339464% longer than it normal would BUT DON'T WORRY I GOT  A TABLET!!!

What?

I Made it Fluffy this time Be happy with that kay?

Persistent...

So that means only one thing......

Cookie? 🍪

No...

What Do You Want A Sad Ending?

Okay then how's this.

You made the promise...why didn't you keep it?

You cried slightly as Dice sat propped up against a tree trunk, bleeding out slowly. "...d-dont w-worry doll. it-it's g-gonna be okay." He said weakly as you still cried, knowing fully that he wouldn't. "God t-this is m-my fault." You whimpered as you cried harder, he tried to sit up further but he winced in agonizing pain, it rocket through his body forcing him to stay put. "S-sweetheart...look at me." He said, his voice was getting weaker by the minute, this couldn't be happening. You managed to lock eyes with him, but more tears flooded down you face as you looked into his fading green eyes, "I l-love you, n-nothing will ch-change that," You cried harder as you watched his eyes become lifeless, dull, empty. His smile fell and his head rolled forward, You placed a shaky hand on his shoulder and shook him lightly, "...dice..." You whispered as you  felt lightheaded from all of your crying, "please don't leave me a-alone," you mumbled.

Many years later
(like your near your 60's)

You laid on the hospital bed, an IV in one arm and a breathing mask over your mouth, you had been hospitalized for many years now, waiting and wishing for the sweet release of death. But each day your brothers and their families would visit you, their grandchildren were young maybe around 7-8 years old. But each day you would catch a glimpse of a man, standing tall and proud, a cheeky grin plastered on his cube head, yeah after the first glimpse you knew who it was, Dice. Right now Mugman was talking with you watching his grandchild run around playfully. He was talking to you but you had zoned out, tears rolled down your cheek as you whispered, "Dice?" He was no longer a glimpse he was standing beside your bed smiling, "Y-you waited for m-me?" Mugman was confused, "(Y/n) who are you talking to?" He question but then it hit, you were dying. He pulled out his phone and messaged CupHead to hurry up. How they managed to out live You was incredible but, you were focusing on Dice not the sound of the HRM signaling the sign in your dropping heartbeat. You watched as Dice held out his gloved hand, "(Y/n)!" You heard Mugman shout as your hand fell over the side of the hospital bed, the flatline still echoing in your ears. But you didn't care, you were sad but you were in the embrace of Dice, the man who stole your heart and gave his life for you. You cried softly as you hugged him tightly,
"I love you, sweetheart."

2217 WORDS HOLY CRAP-OLI THAS ALOT BUT THIS IS FKR THE WEEKS I HAVE UPDATED AS I WORKED TO GET DA MONEY FOR THE TABLET.

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