✓ pizza , lucas jade zumann

pretty boy

bold - lucas
normal - samantha
italics - emma

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tuesday 7th november 2017
10.46am

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"Lucas, hi!"

"Hey, babe. What you up to?"

"Oh, you know, just learning. There's this thing called school that kids have to go to. I don't know if you've heard of it."

"Crap, are you in a lesson?"

"Yep. English, actually. We're actually working on our assignments anyway and the teacher is marking papers at the front. The class is in full nightmare mode."

"Gee, how I miss high school."

"Who wouldn't wanna come here?"

"I wouldn't!"

"Shut up, Emma!"

"Who's that?"

"That would be Emma."

"Oh, the girl I've heard so much about."

"All good things I hope."

"That was sarcasm, dumbass."

"Am I on speaker phone?"

"No, we've got two sets of headphones plugged in."

"So she was listening in to the beginning of the call?"

"Yep."

"Okay, slight creep."

"People tell me that all the time. Maybe I should stop looking through people's windows."

"Look at that, we're all sarcastic. It's fate."

"You keep telling yourself that, pretty boy."

"Did she just?"

"I think she just."

"What?"

"Only I can give Lucas cute names."

"Oh? Is this a jealousy game?"

"Shut up."

"Everyone here knows that you're both in love with each other so stop pretending."

"Everyone being me, Lucas and a dumbass. So actually it's only the dumbass who thinks that."

"Am I intruding?"

"Nope, you stay right there vegan."

"He's vegan!?"

"...'He' is still here. Yes I'm vegan."

"You never told me that."

"Probably because I've never talked to you before."

"I wasn't talking to you, pretty boy."

"What is up with this pretty boy business."

"I'm only saying it to get on your nerves."

"May I ask why I had to mention the fact he's vegan?"

"Because you're like the biggest chocolate eater so you guys can obviously not be together."

"We're not together! For the love of god!"

"And may I just point out that there is vegan chocolate."

"Ha! You didn't deny being together Lucas!"

"Because Samantha just did?"

"Still not denying it."

"How do you stand her?"

"I don't know, Sam is a piece of work."

"Babe...this is not how I wanted this phone call to go."

"I'm sorry Lucas, she's an ass. Did you wanna talk about something in specific?"

"No, well, maybe where we left off that conversation from Saturday night..."

"Horny kids, get a room."

"You can't call us kids. We're older than you."

"Leave me alone."

"You're literally the one attacking us."

"I second that."

"Fine okay I'll leave."

"Nice meeting you, Emily."

"That's not my name, pretty boy."

"I know it's not, Emily. And that's not mine."

"Oh sorry, dork."

"Emma! I hate you!"

"Oh yeah, she talks about you all the time."

"Shut up!"

"And I talk about her all the time, nothing to be embarrassed by."

"You're such a smart ass."

"Says you."

"Sam-"

"And there's the bell. I'll call you back in a bit when I've got lunch."

"Okay, you'll have to be on speaker because the makeup team just arrived."

"Make up team?"

"Mhm."

"Sam am I missing some information?"

"Lucas may or may not be a famous actor? Surprise!"

"Is she chocking?"

"Yep."

"You know you're adorable, right?"

"And so are you. Talk to you in a couple minuets."

"Okay."

babe 💓 has ended the call