Laur: he still needs a cage, camz. this apartment is too big for him to waltz around at random.
Lucy: wth is going on? i don't care about your turtle?
Dua: ^^^
Laur: you wanna have a threesome? then care about my girlfriend's turtle
Dua: ...so, camila. why'd you name it sassafras?
Mila: well, it all started when dinah was helping me make a gift for lauren
ManiBear: wow. dinah would never.
Finah: i am literally taking you out to lunch as we speak
ManiBear: yeah. you BUY me things. camila makes lauren special gifts and leaves sticky notes that say gay shit on them every day. I DON'T GET ANY OF THIS TREATMENT.
Dua: ash packs me lunch before she leaves for work and she lets me do sound check when she has shows
ManiBear: yEAH. DINAH. WOULD NEVER.
Finah: OKAY, WE GET IT. I'M A BAD GF. DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP POINTING IT OUT?
ManiBear: i'm getting in as many #dinahwouldnever2k17's as possible before 2018 gets here
Laur: makes sense
Finah: CAN YOU JUST APPRECIATE THE SHIT I D O DO INSTEAD OF TRASHING EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT MY PERSONALITY?
Dua: hah, you said do do
ManiBear: but it's fun to see you get all mad
Ash: dua is hot when she gets mad
Allysus: so is lucy
Laur: so is camz
ManiBear: .....
ManiBear: oh. my god. dinah. would. never.
Finah: THJSJDJSJS YOU'RE HOT WHEN YOU'RE MAD TOO
ManiBear: IT'S TOO LATE NOW
Mila: CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE EACH OTHER AND HOLD HANDS AROUND A GIANT CREAM PUFF AND SING SONGS OF HAPPINESS AND TOGETHERNESS AND GET MARRIED
Laur:
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ManiBear: this is funner tho
Finah: not sure "funner" is a word
ManiBear: you don't know when to shut up, do you?
Ash: okay, you two... i'm going to suggest couples counseling. it really helped dua and i when she was being a shithead a few years ago.
Dua: um, if i remember correctly, we were BOTH shitheads.
Ash: yeah, i'm starting to think those sessions really didn't do much
Lucy: what is even going on
Laur: idk i just came here bc i thought i lost camila's turtle and i was panicking
Mila: i think it's sweet you care enough to worry about my turtle ❤️
Laur: oh, i wasn't worried about the turtle. i was worried about how YOU would take it if the turtle went missing. the turtle shitted on the nice ass hard wood floors, i don't like the little fucker.
Mila: sounds more like you, but i still love you for taking my feelings into account
ManiBear: i think we all know what i'm going to say
Finah: yeah, yeah. i would never. i know.
ManiBear: actually, i was going to say that you always watch out for my feelings and make me feel loved
Finah: oh... ❤️ i love you
ManiBear: i love you, too ❤️
Dua: gayyy
Ash: shut up, you're even gayer than they are
Dua: damn
Finah: not necessarily a bad thing
Dua: correct
Laur: so... should i send more pics of leo and sassafras?
