merry fucking christler

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sophia: 😁😁😁😁

jack: i want to be a best bitch

finn: i'll order one for us jack

jaeden: wyatt wyatt

jaeden: me too

wyatt: already on it

jack: guys unfortunate update

finn: ???

noah: what this time

jack: .....

jack: i'm in the ditch.....

sophia: oh my fuck

finn: bb y

jack: i'm sorry finn come save me

finn: omw bubba

sadie: i love marriage

noah: let's get married then

sadie: fuck yeah i thought you'd never ask

millie: i stan this

wyatt: STAN

wyatt: YOU CALLED

jaeden: bb no

finn: jack we ran into some technical difficulties

jack: ???

finn: my bike fell in the ditch do you see it

jack: fuck it hit me finn i h9 u

finn: i'm sorry sugar i'm coming in

millie: *heterosexual flashbacks*

jaeden: those are the worst kind of flashbacks

jaeden: me and soph would know

sophia: don't talk about it

jack: fuck finn fell on me

finn: JACK IM ROLLING WHERE ARE YOU

jack: TO THE LEFT

finn: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

jack: FINN NO

jack: aaaaaaand he's in a puddle

millie: you two are a goddamn mess

10 minutes later

finn: okay jaeden we've escaped the ditch

finn: we're on our way

jaeden: good cuz everyone else is here

jack: i'm on the back of finns bike cuz HE BROKE MY SK8 BOARD AGAIN BUT ITS CHRISTMAS SO IM NOT PRESSING CHARGES

sophia: he was a sk8er boi

millie: the amount of times i've had to ride on the back of finns bike is ridiculous

finn: i blame the duffer brothers

jack: FINN STOP TEXTING WE ALMOST HIT THAT OLD LADY

finn: SHES DESERVES IT I SAW HER STEPPING ON ANTS

noah: fuck no i'll mess her up

jaeden: just get here already

1 hour later

wyatt: FUCK YALL WE'VE GOT SOME PRETTY INTENSE FACK ACTION HAPPENING

millie: WAIT SHIT WHAT

jaeden: OH MY FUCK THEYRE KISSING UNDER THE MOTHER FUCKING MISTLETOE

millie: BAKDLSLABKLSLAKSDKD

millie: ID LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS

jack: stop exposing us like this on christmas

finn: lol that rhymed

jack: whatever just keep kissing me heartthrob

noah: i'm weak

wyatt: aren't we all

sophia: merry christler

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