So we had to write a monologue for theatre class.
Girl in class: *Writes monologue describing murder, rape, and psychological torture.*
Teacher: Oh ok that's cool
Me: *writes monologue about suicide for Suicide Awareness*
Teacher: WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE MESSED UP ARE YOU OKAY WE'RE SENDING YOU TO GUIDANCE AND CALLING YOUR PARENTS YOU CANT DO THAT!!1!!!1
First Amendment: Hey Guys. Freedom of expression!
Me:..... W H A T T H E F U C K
So after my trip to guidance and my mental evaluation, I ditched class for the last 15 minutes of the block just to show how pissed I was. In fact, I might as well put a used dildo on the teacher's desk just to flip him off. Like why is he discriminating against ME?! He's gay so it's not my sexuality. Not my gender because there's that other girl. Maybe it's because I actually have a mental illness.
BUT BRO THIS IS THEATRE SUICIDE IS EVERYWHERE! Also, when I was suicidal, I never had anything like what I wrote to help me through it. I wrote it to help people. I thought about entering it in a contest or publishing it, but now I don't want to. People might think I'm crazy. Trust me, inside my head it's dark and creepy. STUFF LIKE THIS IS WHAT CAUSED ME TO BE SUICIDAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! I ALMOST STOPPED WRITING BECAUSE OF SCHOOL CENSORSHIP! LET US WRITE FREELY
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RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
