An open letter to the fat arrogant anti charismatic national embarrassment known as president Donald Trump
(Shit)
The man's irrational he claims that we're in league with Isis and some vast international intrigue
Bitch please
You wouldn't know what I'm doin you always going berserk but you never show up to work give my regards to Melania next time you write about my lack of moral compass at least I do my job up in the rumpus The line is behind me I crossed it again while the president lost it again
Aw such a rough life better run to your wife "Yo the boss is in Boston again!" Lemme ask you a question who sits in your desk when you're in Massachusetts? They were calling you a dick back in '76 and you really haven't done anything new since you nuisance with no sense you'll die of irrelevance
Go head you aspire to my level you aspire to malevolence
Say hi to the Pences!
And the spies all around me maybe they can confirm I don't care if I kill my career in this letter I'm confining you to one term!
SIDDOWN DON YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
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