So in October I was fostering a leopard gecko and the cage had mealworms left it it so I was cleaning it for Philip (who's coming on Monday) and there was this one mealworm I tried to pick up and it STARTED MOVING! I SCREAMED "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" AMD RAN OUTSIDE. IM TAKING IT TO THE GECKOS OWNERS HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE TO GRAB SOMETHING FROM THERE
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
