A normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
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Here is the new parody of the Schuyler Sisters. The Laughing Hyenas...
THERE'S NOTHIN LIONS LOVE MORE THAN GOING DOWN UNDER AND SLUMMIN' IT WITH THE POOR THE WALK IN WITH SUCH ELEGANCE AND EAT ALL THE TERMITES IN THE MOUND JUST TO WATCH THEM TALK TAKE SCAR THE LION THAT GUY IS LOADED OH OH BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT HIS MINIONS EDDY, SHENZI AND BANZAI SNEAK INTO THE PRIDELANDS JUST TO WATCH ALL THE LIONS AT (WORK WORK!) SHENZIIIII! (WORK WORK!) BANZAIIII! (WORK WORK!) AND EDDY! THE LAUGHING HYENAS! SHENZI EDDY BANZAI WERK! SCAR SAID TO BE HOME BY SUNDOWN SCAR DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW SCAR SAID NOT TO GO TO THE PRIDELANDS LIKE I SAID YOU'RE FREE TO GO BUT LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND THE REVOLUTION'S HAPPENING IN KENYA! KENYAAAAAAA!!! SHENZIIII! WERK! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THE CLAN WANTS TO GO TO WAR ZEBRAS SCREAMS FILL THE AIR IT'S BAD ENOUGH THERE IS NO FOOD ON OUR SHORE NEW RECIPES IN THE AIIIIR LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND SHENZI REMIND ME WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOOOR (She's lookin' for me!) BANZAI I'M LOOKIN' FOR A MIND AT WORK WORK I'M LOOKIN' FOR A MIND AT WORK WORK I'M LOOKIN' FOR A MIND AT WORK WORK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! OOOOOH! THERE'S NOTHIN LIKE SUMMER IN THE PRARIE SOMEONE IN A RUSH NEXT TO SOMEONE LOOKIN' HAIRY EXCUSE ME MISS I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BUT YOUR AWFUL BREATH SMELLS LIKE YA GOT NO MONEY BUT YOU'RE SLUMMING IN THE PRIDELANDS FOR SOME FANCY MEALS! SEARCHIN' FOR AN URCHIN WHO CAN GIVE YOU IDEALS? TIMON YOU DISGUST ME! AH SO YOU'VE DISCUSSED ME! I'M A BUG FUND BABY YOU CAN TRUST ME! I'VE BEEN THINKING COMMON SENSE IT IS A PAIN SO MALES SAY I'M TENSE OR INSANE YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? I WANT A REVELATION! SO LISTEN TO MY DECLARATION! WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL LIONS ARE CREATED EQUAL AND WHEN I MEET KING MUFASA, IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE HYENAS IN THE SEQUEL! WERK! LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW HISTORY IS HAPPENING AND HATCHING AND WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE AT THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD AT THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD! CUZ I'VE BEEN THINKING COMMON SENSE IT IS A PAIN SO MALES SAY I'M TENSE OR INSANE YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? I WANT A REVELATION! SO LISTEN TO MY DECLARATION! WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL LIONS ARE CREATED EQUAL LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW HISTORY IS HAPPENING AND HATCHING AND WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE AT THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD AT THE GREATEST BUFFET AT THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD WORK WORK SHENZI WORK WORK BANZAI AND EDDY THE LAUGHING HYENAS WE'RE LOOKIN FOR A MIND AT WORK WORK WE'RE LOOKIN FOR A MIND AT WORK WORK IN THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD IN THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD IN THE GREATEST BUFFET IN THE WORLD!
