The Bad Boy Borrowed My Tampon (undergoing serious editing)

Suspension pretty little liars and Ice cream

Ugh . What was with day time tv these days. All that was on was either Judge Judy or past episodes of How I met your mother . I know it sounds cool but being suspended sucked. Oh you want to know why exactly I was suspended ? Well let me take you back to two days ago.

Two Days Ago

" I want whoever is responsible for this mess to get here , NOW ! , " The princeple boomed. Princeple Jackson was not one to be messed with. People say he's going through a mid life crisis , which is probably correct. He was an ass and really didn't care about the kids that go here. If me and Chelsea didn't own up god knows what he'd do. I had to do it. I had to take one for the team. Besides if I didn't own up now he'd somehow find out and i'd be even more trouble. I saw Chelsea from the corner of my eye and knew she was feeling the exact same way as me. Oh gosh Perrie stop being a coward and get up there. Whats the worst that could happe ?

" I'm waiting , " Principle Jackson said in a voice that sounded like siri had been kidnapped, Yep thats right he sounded like a weird pervert.

" It was me , " I said as I stood up and made my way towards him. Everyones gaze landed on me. Chelsea then got up. " It was me too, " She mumbled.

" Right get to my office NOW and the rest of you if your not in class in the nest second god help me I will give you all a years worth of detention , " He shouted .Everyone began to silently make their way out of the cafeteria icluding me and Chelsea. We glared at each other as we made our way to his office.

" SO YOU TWO TROUBLEMAKERS THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH DESTROYING MY CAFETERIA ," He shouted . As we were aboout to answer he carried on " WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG. YOU TWO ARE GOING TO CLEAN ALL OF THAT UP RIGHT NOW AND THEN YOU WILL COME BACK TO DISCUSS YOUR PUNISHMENT , "

We both got up and made our way back to the cafeteria . " This is all your fault. How dare you chuck food at me , " Chelsea snarled as she opened the door leading to the cafeteria.

" Excuse me but your the one who poured that smoothie on me in the first place , " I said. Wow she was a mega bitch.

" Listen up you slapper this all started because of you so shut up ," I shot back .

"What did you just call me ,"

" A SLAPPER , " I shouted . She was really pissing me off now .

" That's it ,"

Chelsea shoved me into the table behind us . How dare she . I quickly got up and pulled her blonde curls .

" owwwww get off me you psycho bitch," She said between her yells .

I let go and she jumped on top of me , kicking me and I fought back . It was like one of those girl fights you see on the tv .

" BREAK IT UP NOW ," Principal Jackson screamed .

We jumped off each other when we heard him . We were so dead .

" MY OFFICE NOW ,"

" So you two think I'm going to sit by and tolerate this kind of behaviour in MY school ? Well guess what I'm not. For the whole food fight thing I was going to settle for detention every day of this month but now ive decided that I'm going to suspend you for an entire week . Good luck finding a good college now , " He said . Oh gosh mom and dad were going to kill me . I might as well get a gun and shoot myself whilst I still can . Do you think I could hang myself in the girls bathroom ? I mean that would be better than this right ?

" I've called your parents and they are collecting you early as your suspension starts from right now ," He explained.

Present day.