Ask Natsu and Happy || Closed

ClariCandi: The Fujoshi

So... Natsu, I'm trying to not offend you, but do you really know what Yaoi is, Happy too? Then, try to imagine the previous question I asked about... I know it's too much, but I'm an fujoshi. *^*

Natsu: Yaoi?!     Happy: Yaoi?!

Donut: Well it's basically when two guy-

Natsu: I know what it is!!!

Happy: I don't...

Natsu: I'm not sure about a fujoshi though....

Donut: I had to do some research on that. Apparently it's a girl who likes yaoi.

Happy: What's yaoi?

Natsu: You ain't one are ya? I swear to god Donut if you make me do any-

Donut: I don't give a damn about yaoi. I ship for the compatibility.

Natsu: Wha-?

Happy: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT YAOI IS?! :<

Natsu: I ain't explaining it...

Donut: It's when two guys do stuff together. Basically Clari wants you guys to imagine Natsu and Gray naked together.

Happy: I've already seen that!

Natsu: LIKE HELL YOU HAVE!!!

Happy: But when you guys have baths together...

Natsu: That's what you mean...

Happy: Aye!

Donut: It's quite a bit more than just being naked... >_>

Happy: I don't understand.

Natsu: Good! You won't have your innocent mind touched by such filthy things like I have. O_O

Donut: I'm the one who still needs to write one of those things! I hate Gratsu just as much as you Natsu. Cana and Lucy... Now that's something I could ship...

Natsu: Yeah but you aren't the one being paired up with him!! Wait! Cana and Lucy!?!

Donut: Okay, well this chapter is enough of a mess as it is... I shouldn't join asks too often. xD

Happy: But you guys still haven't told me what's so special about yaoi?

Natsu: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING SHIPPING CANA AND LUCY!?

((Let's sort a few things:

I have no problem with homosexual male relationships. I just don't particularly like Gratsu.

I don't seriously ship Cana and Lucy. I just find it really funny when Cana fondles Lucy because lols. And I like to believe that Cana is bisexual and secretly has a bit of a crush on Lucy. It's about on the same level as Lyvia for me.

I do NOT want you guys asking me anything more until maybe.. Three or four chapters. Seriously, I am tied up. It's a mess.

I am kinda in a shellshocked state - my friend was hospitalized due to self harm. I've known about her self harm for ages but it's been happening more frequently lately and I am underrstandably worried.

That is all I have to say. I'll see if I can get one more chappie in tonight.))