dirty pick-up lines

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Taeil (23, 24)
I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

Johnny (23)
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax.

Taeyong (22, 23)
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?

Yuta (22, 23)
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

Kun (22)
Did you grow up on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a good cock.

Doyoung (22)
Oh you're on your period? That's okay babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.

Ten (22)
Is your name Daisy? Cause I have a sudden urge to plant you right here.

Jaehyun (21)
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Winwin (20, 21)
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Jungwoo (20)
Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Lucas (19)
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Mark (18, 19)
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.

Renjun (18)
I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

Jeno (18)
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.

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