11/30/17- All I Want For Christmas Is Your Soul

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Now, look. I know I'm late but I couldn't resist. Also, it's like a parody of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You. Now on with the show!

I'm a demon.
So I don't do this but yet,
There's a certain holiday that catches my eye.
It's called Christmas and a certain part of this holiday is about gift giving.
Interesting.
You know what I desire so much?
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
Just a tiny bit or the entire thing!
That's all I desire for awhile.

I don't wish to have a bunch of stuff.
I won't even want some snow.
Yet, will you pretty please give me your soul?
It won't hurt and I'll take good care.
All I want for Christmas is not a lot.
All I want for Christmas won't be bad.
All I want for Christmas is something nice and warm.
Pine Tree, pretty please?
Shooting Star, I promise it won't be a pain.

I won't do a bit of harm.
It won't be a mess to clean up.
Nor will it be chaos!
Just do what I ask and I'll leave you alone for awhile.
All I want for Christmas is your soul.
Pretty please?

I don't desire much.
I won't make you have such regrets.
It'll be a wonder and you'll get your present too!
I'll repay you back.
Just give me a piece?
All I want for Christmas is your soul!

I won't do a bit of harm.
It won't be a mess to clean up.
Nor will it be chaos!
Just do what I ask and I'll leave you alone for awhile!
All I want for Christmas is your soul.
Pretty please?

It won't be that bad.
After all, what could be so bad?
All I want for Christmas is your soul.
Pretty please?
It won't do a bit of harm.
I'll do whatever you decide.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!

I won't beg.
I won't cry.
I won't complain.
Nor will you do the same?
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
All I want for Christmas is your soul!

I won't do a bit of harm.
It won't be a mess to clean up.
Nor will it be chaos!
Just do what I ask and I'll leave you alone for awhile!
All I want for Christmas is your soul.
Pretty please?

It's not a lot.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
It's not a lot.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
It's not a lot.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
Just take my hand.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!
Let's seal the deal.
All I want for Christmas is your soul!

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