Would you rather:
Be forced to entertain Bill Cipher for eternity?
OR
Be forced to baby sit the chibi versions of the everyone in Gravity Falls?
Me: "Bill Cipher. After all, I can get my OCs up in here!"
Nicole: "Give me some grapes!"
Would you rather:
Bill Cipher hack your social media accounts?
OR
Have Old Man McGucket read you bedtime stories?
Me: "Old Man McGucket. After all, what could go possibly wrong?"
Nicole: "Let he read the Bible one too many times."
Would you rather:
Be related to Bill Cipher?
OR
Be the offspring of Bipper?
Me: "Bill Cipher. Because I don't know who Bipper have sex with!"
Nicole: *shudders*
Would you rather:
Have every dorito/triangle you come across be Bill Cipher in disguise?
OR
Have all your kitchen unstiels wasted by Bipper?
Me: "Pass?"
Nicole: "Kill it! Kill it fire!"
Would you rather:
Be forced to kill under Bill's orders?
OR
Have Bill's screaming head as a pet which you cannot get rid of?
Me: "Screaming head."
Nicole: "At least you ain't no backstabber! I'll stop the puns."
Would you rather:
You becoming your Gravity Falls character according to your zodiac sign?
OR
Becoming a member of the Mystery Shack?
Me: "Zodiac sign. I'm Waddles. Oink oink!"
Nicole: "Rest in pieces!"
Would you rather:
Be under Bill's influence?
OR
Be his lover forever?
Me: "Pass?"
Nicole: "Bill, you just got friend zoned!"
Would you rather:
Be homicidal because of Bill?
OR
Have a mental illness because of Bill?
Me: "Little therapy can help? Mental illness it is!"
Nicole: "Watch out people!"
Would you rather:
Watch romance movies with Mabel
OR
Watch horror movies with Dipper or Bipper?
Me: "Get the barf buckets cause we're going in for a ride! Horror movies it is!"
Nicole: "Twilight an I right?"
Would you rather:
Be immortal but you have no powers?
OR
Have powers but can die?
Me: "Immortal!"
Nicole: "Eh."
