Mystic Messenger X Reader

707Xreader Puns

(Y/N) POV

  Today is the day Seven and I go out shopping. We need to get stuff for everyone in the RFA and I told Seven to get something for Vanderwood also.

~early in the morning

"(Y/N).. Wake up." Seven wined poking me.
I just groaned in response not wanting to wake up and face life's responsibilities.
"If you get up now ill buy you some dairy queen (or something else." I sighed. I've been defeated, food is the one thing I can never resist.
I open my eyes and see a smiling Seven O Seven.
I laughed a little " why are you so happy this morning?"
"I don't know. Why aren't you happy this morning?"
"Cuz somebody woke me up at 6 am when we don't even have to leave till 10." I joked.
He laughed in response giving me a quick peck on the cheek.

I lazily got up and walked over to the fireplace where Seven wondered too. I sat on the ground next to him and rested my head on his shoulder.
The warm fire was nice and festive, and his hand intertwined with mine. Every moment is perfect for him.

"Hey (Y/N)?" He asks staring off into the fire.
"Yeah."
"I have a question."
"Okay, what is it?"
There was a short silence for a second.
"Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?"
My face just went blank.
"W-what?!"
"Why.. Did... The ... Elf-" he said slowly
"I know what you said but why?"
"He wanted to sleep like a log."
He just smiles at me.
"Is this why you were so happy this morning?"
"Maybe."
"Mhm. I'll keep my eye on you."
He just shows me a toothy smile.
"Ima just go get me some (hot chocolate/coffee)."
" can you give me some hot cocoa, please."
"Ya ya I was gonna get you some too,"I tell him walking off into the kitchen.

I make his drink and mine. I add a little peppermint flavor to his (and mine) and return back.
I hand his to him and sit down with mine.
He sniffed his drink " yum smells like peppermint."
"Ya I added some to it."
"So hey (Y/N)?"
"Ye?"
"I love it when candy canes are in mint condition."
I laughed a little "wow punny are we?"
All he did was smile again
"Goodness."

∆time skip by my awesome sleep schedule∆

We made it to the mall and the first thing I thought of was food.
I rushed to the dairy queen (or some other place) with Seven by my side.
I ordered a (food/drink thingy)
And Seven ordered an Oreo hot cocoa blizzard.
Before we sat down seven had to add another pun
"Hey (Y/N)."
"Mh whuuut?"
"Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?"
I sighed "where?"
"Deery Queen." He started to laugh at his own joke.
I couldn't contain a straight face anymore. His smile and laugh made me laugh more than his joke.

We sat down at some tables and just talked.
In front of us, there was a Santa and an elf next to a huge tree and a line of children.
"Hey, Seven."
"Mh, ya."
"Look over there, do you want your picture with Santa?" I joked.
"Pffffff HeCK YeaH!" He jumped up and grabbed my hand and ran towards Santa.

We and by we I mean him stood in line. I just observed.

Seven sat on Santas lap and had his picture with him. 
It was pretty cute and funny I have to admit.
Seven came running back to me showing me his picture
"Look look (Y/N)."
"I see, you look great now do you want to play in the ball pit," I said sarcastically.
"Yes please." He joked.

While we were making sarcastic comments to each other there was a child who was screaming and crying while their mother was carrying them away from Santa.
Seven noticed and grinned a little

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? " He asked.
"Oh my goodness Seven." I mentally face slapped myself.
"What do you call them (Y/N)?" He nudged me with his elbow.
"What?" I said giving up.
"Claustrophobic." He did some finger guns.
I laughed "oh my."
"Aye, you thought it was funny."
I just nodded walking off.
"Hey (Y/N) don't leave me." He comes rushing towards me.

We walk to multiple shops throughout the mall. Seven didn't make as many puns as we shopped. He was just being ... Himself.
We are both whored at and tired of walking and spending so we head out.
On our way out we passed the giant Christmas tree in the main entry hall of the mall. Once we were about to pass it Seven took a soft grip on my upper arm.
I didn't think anything of it so I just stopped and looked at him.
"(Y/N)." He said really seriously.
"Y-yeah?"
"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?" He grinned falling into laughter.
"Wow really nice, pick up lines now " I smile at his comment.
"Also (Y/N) there's one more thing I've been meaning to tell you." He went back to a  serious tone.
"Y-yeah what is it?"
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas." He tried to keep a straight face.
I just looked down giggling.
"We're going home, Choi." I grabbed a hold of his hand and walked him outside.

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A/N

  I don't have anything to really say here
Oops
Well for some reason I got used to my scudeal of going to sleep at like 10 and waking up at 3 to write :]
So your welcome Question marks
And then I also realized New Years is coming so ill have to write something about that for this.

Anyways Wuvz ya :P