A Luka x Reader... but not really

Well i guess this is it

A/N: Aight. Feel free to skip this unless you're like me who spends half of their time reading author notes as they're sometimes so goddamned long, especially when they reply to the reviews like on many fanfiction.net fanfics (Boi that great negitoro fanfic but probably had 20k words worth of review replying) so yeah. Skip this bold shitty text righhhttt nowww!

Playing Project Diva Future Tone with my friend inspired this shit. I just got her the additional pack 3 because honestly Hibikase and Amatsu Kitsune are sooooo fucking amazing. Piano forte and 1925 aren't too bad (and GOD 1925 Luka's module hElP mE nOw) She was trashing over Pajama Party Luka which honestly is preeeetttyyy adorable...

and then something along the lines of "I WANT HER TO KILL ME" came out from her lips and I was kinda like "ILL WRITE A LUKA X READER WHERE SHE KILLS YOUUU" and yeah this shit happened. So that's the story behind this... Boi it's already over 165 words what even. Okay fuck this let's start. If any of you understand any of this, kudos to you.

"Some days, I wish I could just die. Then I don't have to suffer through this hell." You sigh, while playing on your most treasured PS4 but not gonna lie, it's obliterated from your sibling raging at their FPS shit and destroying controllers almost daily.

Suddenly, Siren Miku from Happiness Committee appears in her flashy but SO FREAKING GORGEOUS dress, waving her large ass microphone and making weird sireny 'neenor neenor' sounds, making you question your sanity to the next level.

(This is by Wogura I believe)

"YOU WANT TO DIE? WHICH ONE WILL IT BE? HANGING, BEHEADING, FIRING SQUAD, BOILING, DROWNING, ELECTROCUTION, BURNING, LIVE BURIAL, POISONING-"

"Miku just stop. Just. No. I'll just take hangin-"

Then the guy from Doki Doki literature club smashes through your window, shards of glass scratching your PS4 so much that you can pretty much say that you got a white PS4 and it's ultra rare.

"FUCK YOU FOR DESTROYING MY PS4, MY BABYYYY."

"DONT KEEP ME HANGING LIKE SAYORI BBY."

(Credits to Sinbad the Rapist for this edit)

"SaYoRi?"

"YES BITCH. MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND W-"

"Get out no one needs you," You shake your head as your day gets worse and worse. You grab that baseball bat from what was it... Twilight syndrome murder case thing from Danganronpa and whack him like how that green haired fuck whacked Natsusomething.

"Honestly, I really want to die right now? Someone come kill me?"

As if on cue, your waifu Luka-sama appears with pillars of holy light surrounding her and that halo and archangle wings DLC from Tales of Berseria. "Wow am I already in heaven?"

(Just imagine that was Luka. Those wings are so fucking pretty okay)

The goddess in front of you shakes her head while saying "No, I'm here to give you salvation right now." But to be honest, you probably didn't hear that as you were too busy staring at her incredibly detailed hair and. Everything. She continues on as you fawn over her glorious being. "I'll give you the death of your dreams."

First, she materialises out the noose that you wanted like the wizard she is and you're already choking but you don't care as long as you can see this beauty as you die. Right after that, you felt like you were drowning in oxygen but nah, Luka just filled your lungs and everything with holy water though you wished it would've been something else but we won't mention it here as it's supposed to be PG but this isn't really PG. Then, magical flames of hellfire appears on your hands and feet and you scream in pain but honestly you love how your wish came true and it's your waifu who made your wish come true. Then came the tornadoes and everything. It was so crazy it made you forget the order of what happened in Blessed Messiah and the Tower of Ai.

Lastly came the two spears of light impaling you like what happened to Laphi in Berseria once again. You wished that the useless author would stop putting in stuff from Berseria but what can you do to stop her? Nothing. Yes, nothing bitch. (I hope this story doesn't get deleted...)

(That's you right there. Just imagine that wasn't some 11 year old sick boi)

You breathe your final words as you see Luka's angelic face before your life fades from you. "It was truly a blessing to be destroyed by you."

A/N: welp sorry for the crack xreader but I don't even know anymore just. End me. End me Luka. Why did I do this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now off you all go with your hxppy thxxghts so bye.