HOW I FACE MATHS EXAMS

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10 minutes before EXAM.


"Right, focus on the equation (wink* wink* The Thinning reference?)..."

"Don't remember, oh wait, I meant don't forget, yeah, don't forget the units..."

"10 000 kilometers squared in a hectare...what about 10 hectares?!"



During the EXAM...

"Right, Bob is riding towards....."

"HYDROGEN HELIUM LITHIUM BERYLLIUM BORON CARBON EVERYWHERE NITROGEN ALL THROUGH THE AIR, OXYGEN SO WE CAN BREATHE AND FLUORINE FOR OUR PRETTY TEETH, NEON TO LIGHT THE SIGNS, SODIUM FOR SALTY TIMES, MAGNESIUM ALUMINIUM SILICON, PHOSPHORUS THEN SULFUR CHLORINE AND ARGON POTTASIUM CALCIUM SO YOU'LL GROW STRONG SCANDIUM TITANIUM VANADIUM CHROMIUM AND MANGANESE............ARGH!"


(the periodic table song by asapscience)



10 minutes after the exam...

"Damn it, I forgot what factorize meant..."

"Oh wait...there are only 60 minutes in an hour..."



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