Nerdy Pick up lines

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Cause who doesn't love those nerdy pick up lines ;)

Harry:

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares

Liam:

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U

Niall:

If I move my lips half the distance to yours . . . and then half again . . . And again . . . etc . . . Would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption

Zayn:

Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it

Louis: (Not that nerdy):

Will you be the Lois Lane to my Superman?

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