new arrival

welcome to Pauls home

John lowered his head and looked at the floor though he felt 4 sets off eyes staring at him

" John did you tell our daughter that if a boy kisses you they turn into a monster" Cyn scolded

" umm well i might have let my imagination run away with me abit"

" john she is going to be scared to kiss a boy now"

" well she told me there was a boy in her class at school that asked to kiss her and i did not want no grubby little boy kissing my girl" 

"are you nearly ready India your 2 boys that you snog are waiting down here with there lips puckered up ready for you to kiss them: Paul shouted

" i don't snog George and Rings that would be gross i only kiss there cheeks"

" well are you nearly ready everyone is waiting for your grand appearance"

" i can't do my bow can you come and do it for me Paul"

" ok im coming "

" Paul when you do her hair don't do it to tight because she will complain about it pulling her hair and she likes it when your doing her hair to ahh you know put on a girl voice and joke about it makes her laugh" John said quietly hoping the others would not hear him

" ok ill do that"

Paul ran up the stairs and into HER ROOM

" Well doll how can i do your hair today love" Paul said in a silly ladies voice which made India laugh just like John told him it would

" Daddy always does that as well he puts on a girl voice though his girl voice is better"

" oh gee thanks and he told me to do the voice because it will make you laugh"

"uncle Paul do you even know how to put a bow in a girls hair"

" umm no i have no idea how to do this"

" daddy can do it"

" JOOOOOOOOOHN" Paul shouted

" what do you want Macca"

" we need your help up here i cant tie a bow"

" Paul why did you shout on him for"

" well i don't think he would have heard me if i whispered"

" he wont want to do my hair anymore"

" why not?"

" he doesn't like me anymore"

" what makes you think that?"

" because he shouts at me a lot lately and he said he wished i was not here"

" he says some daft things at times that he does not mean he loves you India he really does more than you know

" i have finally found one thing Macca ain't good at" John said entering the room

" fuck off John you have had loads of practice im a virgin at doing girls hair"

" PAUL YOU SAID A BAD WORD" India squealed

"oops im sorry darling i forgot i have to mind my language"

" well watch me closely your going to have to learn this as little India likes her bows in her hair" 

John started to brush her hair and put the bow on while Paul watched mentally taking note of what John was doing

" its just like tieing your shoe laces"