kms_kindof_person asked Keef, what's the dumbest pun Lance has ever made?
Keith: ...
Keith: You're calling me that on purpose
Keith: Well....
Keith: I don't get his puns ha;f the time
Keith: And I can't choose just one
Keith: But....
Keith: He says horrible bi puns
Keith: Like I know that you're bi
Keith: I've seen you flirt with girls and you're dating me
Lance: My puns are better than your jokes
Keith: I do not joke
Lance: I don't go to family restaurants because I'm not sure if orphans are allowed
Keith: ....
Keith: I-
Lance: 'Knock Knock'
Lance: 'Who's there?'
Lance: 'Not my parents'
Lance: 'Do you know why orphans are bad at Baseball?'
Lance: 'Because we can never find home'
Lance: 'Can I watch a PG film?'
Lance: They are as depressing as fuck
Keith: Not all my jokes are because I'm an orphan
Lance: Yeah the others are like 'Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet'
Lance: WHICH WAS COLD
Lance: 'Why did Hitler kill himself?' 'He saw the gas bill'
Lance: 'I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I'm not really a mourning person'
Keith: ...
Lance: We're watching Finding Nemo
Lance: That should keep you out of the dark corner
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FanfictionDon't own the cover. So.... I wanted to do this.... so.... ta-da! I know it's lame, sue me. Self-explanatory title. Bottom!Keith x Top!Lance Update: Also I rant here since I don't get a lot asks. Mostly about Keith.
